I just found out LostinVA threw a molotov cocktail yesterday, and it wasn't into GD [View All]

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

It was into our FRONT YARD.

Yep, she was using the starter gel to light the pellet stove, and it didn't catch right. So, she did what she ALWAYS tells me not to do and squirted more gel onto the fire. Apparently, the flame arced up the gel and caught the top of the bottle on fire.

Instead of throwing it into the sink (8' feet away), she carried it across the living room and threw the flaming bottle onto the lawn. I missed the whole thing, because I was out back.

Our neighbors must have been wondering what the crazy lesbian was doing throwing a flaming bottle onto the front lawn.