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catchthefever

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Sat Oct-09-04 02:21 PM
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6. Jerk at work asked me the following:

I am from Louisville.

Q: Is that the first pair of shoes you've ever owned?
A: Knee-slapping fake laughter.

Q: Are your parents related?
A: Yeah, they're married.

Q: So you're getting a dog. Did you need a date Friday nite?
A: If I wanted to date a dog, I'd go out with you. Also followed up with a trip to the manager to complain.

Seems like I am missing one.

Another fave:
You have an accent. You MUST be from Texas.

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