Reply #20: I have a great idea for a South Park episode (must read) [View All]

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which Parker and Stone should do. It starts with Katie Holmes giving birth to a 3 headed monster child (head1 is Penelope Cruz, Head2 is N. Kidman and head3 is Mimi Rogers) while being caught in a cirlce of shame from a mass of Scientologists whil Tom Cruise runs around in a fairy costume laser zapping anti-depressant pills and getting wads of cash rammed down his throat...
The kids could save her ala a Mission Impossible 1 scene were they break into the shame circle (like Crusie did down the rappelling rope into the computer vault) and ferret Holmes away on the Chunnel bullet train.

I so Fucking Rule! This would be an awesome episode! I am soooooo kewl!