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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 08:47 AM
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A modest proposal
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Use of clichés in liberal opinion pieces should become an international crime. Tariffs will depend on the level of overuse of the reference in question. I propose the following guidelines to begin with:

Biblical References
The writing is on the wall - 3 years.

Hans Christian Andersen
The emperor has no clothes - 10 years.

The Wizard of Oz
I don't think we're in Kansas any more - 1 year.
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain - death.

Alice in Wonderland
Any reference - 6 months.

This proposal is a work in progress. Any suggestions will be gratefully received.
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