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[Dookus]

Plot revenge.

Inventory your socks. Make a database!

Dress up your cats in little sundresses and have a tea party.

Name nine of your toes. Treat the tenth with disdain.

Decide on your least-favorite state once and for all.

Plot revenge.

Bathe your cats - 9 hours in the emergency room helps the day fly by.

Make a castle out of cheeze-its. Knock it down.

Learn three sexually suggestive phrases in a non-IndoEuropean language.

Invent a new sex toy. Get rich.

Write a gushing fan letter to a celebrity you hate.

Move all your furniture one inch to the left.

Plot revenge.

Take a nap at the mattress store.

Try to return yesterday's newspaper to the bookstore. Make a scene!

Check all your doorknobs for rust.

Plot revenge.