Reply #22: this one never fails to make me laugh.... [View All]

[SacredCow]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfDgajSoI3s


The Text (since it's pretty short):

Storytime presenter: hello children, hello. Here is this morning's story. Are you ready? Then we'll being.

Storytime presenter: One day, Ricky the Magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbled down cottage. He foud her in the bedroom. Roughly he grabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down onto the bed and ripping off her...

Storytime presenter: Old Nick, the sea captain, was a rough, tough, jolly sort of fellow. He loved the life of the sea, and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladies...

Storytime presenter: OH! Uh... Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky Shop in the foot of the magic oak tree by the wobbly dum-dum bush in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. There he sold contraceptives... contraceptives?

Storytime presenter: Discipline?

Storytime presenter: Naked... with a melon?