Reply #4: About a week ago. [View All]

[HopeHoops]

I can kick pretty much anyone's ass at pool.

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Okay, to be fair, I have a secret. I play "drunken monk". I fake screwing up my shots when what I'm REALLY doing is parking my balls at all six pockets both to block the opponent and to make a one turn cleanup easy. Then I play around with the 8 ball for a while just to be an asshole before pulling off a double-bank "impossible" shot to win. Damn could I make some money if I gambled, but I don't. I've never bought a lottery ticket (the lottery is a tax on the mathematically challenged).