Reply #7: I propose world peace [View All]

[Dogmudgeon]

But we must do it through my Plan and ONLY my Plan:

• Immediate abolition of the Decimal system ("Base 10") and adoption of Hexadecimal ("Base 16");
  
• The elimination of dinner plates with loud or saturated colors, or gaudy patterns;
  
• Compact Disks to be renamed "Zactoweejanskooie";
  
• Compulsory public nudism for all politicians and attorneys (but ties must still be worn);
  
• Instruction in Esperanto, at least 5 years, in all schools;
  
• Construction of Space Colonies made entirely of Hemp;
  
• All FOX News stations to be replaced with spanking porn and/or vintage soda pop commercials;
  
• A 10-year moratorium on the Star Trek franchise on TV;
  
• All computer monitors to have round or hexagonal screens;
  
• A publically-funded universal dating and "adult play" system;
  
• Single-payer universal subsidized orthotic shoe inserts for everybody;
  
• Legalization of Potrzebie.
  

Any deviation from my Plan is unacceptable. Those who don't agree with it are bad people. Only brainwashed corporate dupes would want anything else.

--p!