Reply #29: For a start, you need followers. [View All]

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You cannot just twit into a vacuum, you need followers to feel oh so important.

I feel sorry for the ones constantly on their cell phones, chatting, texting, sexting, or with facebooks and twitter. People who are afraid of the silence, afraid to be alone with their thoughts, afraid to be alone in the world with no one to chat or to twit such important things like: oh, I really need to take a shit right now.

OK, done, barely had enough toilet paper

and so it goes, in 140 clicks or less.