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[Evoman]

Do I think its a problem? Yes. Do I have a solution? NO. I try to argue when I am confronted with intolerance, but them I'm accused of intolerance. As long as their is religion, there are fundies. And unfortunately, I don't really see an end to religion anytime soon.

Now, I'm going to try to explain how I, as an atheist (and understand, I'm not speaking for all atheists), see religious moderates. Now, to do so, I'm going to act out a little play. In this scene, the religious crazy, played by pat robertson, is in the company of a religious moderate, played by a great actor called skInland, and I will play the atheist...here goes.

Pat: Those fucking fags should all be stoned. And those atheists, they are so wrong and they are all going to burn in a lake of fire for all time, AMEN.

skInland: I disagree with you.

Pat: You don't think they are going to burn in hell, those blaspemous heathen atheists?

skInland: Well...no, I do believe that. They are going to burn in hell, but do you have to call them fags? Can't you be more nice Pat.

Pat: We should stone them all, or blow them up in the name of the lord, Amen!!!!

skInland: No, lets be nice, please pat. Although they will burn forever in a hell pit and tortured for the rest of existence, we should be nicer to them while they're still alive and not being tortured in hell.

Evoman: Man..those christians are crazy. They keep telling me I'm going to burn in hell. Why don't they just take their fairy tales and leave me alone. I'm tired of hearing about how bad I am for not believing in god.

skInland: OH MY GOD. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO CRITICAL OF US. WHY DONT YOU RESPECT US. SOB. WHY CAN'T YOU SPECIFY THAT YOU MEAN PAT IS CRAZY INSTEAD OF ALL OF US. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MOCK US. DON'T YOU KNOW US NICE CHRISTIANS (well for the rest of this existence anyways) LOVE YOU.

Evoman:????

end scene