Reply #4: You kind of have to think of the Dems like a big Kindergarten class [View All]

[TayTay]

Teacher: "Class, it's time to read our storybook. Can we all just sit down and, (sigh) yes, dear, what is it"

Kid 1: "Teacher, Harry isn't sitting in his seat. He's not following the rules. He gets up, walks over to the pro-life side and plays with their toys I never get to play with their toys. He shouldn't be here."

Teacher: "We've been through this before. Harry told you before he got here that he liked the pro-life toys and he sometimes plays with them. Get over it. Now sit down and listen to the story."

Kid 2: Teacher, Ben N. isn't following the story. He's out talking with that mean Ricky S. kid, who I think should be in Special Ed. I told him not to talk to that Ricky kid, cuz he ain't right in the head. Why is Ben allowed to talk to Ricky? Does this mean that I get to talk with Georgie A. Cuz he ain't right in the head either, but I think he promised to teach me how to play football."

Teacher: "You stay away from that Georgie A. You don't want to be playing with him. He's, well, he's just not someone you should be hanging around with. I think whatever he has might be catching. Now, do you want to hear the story or what?"

Kid 3: "Teacher, Babs is way out in front of the rest of us. She already read the first three pages of the story and that's not right. I don't think Babs should be so far ahead of the rest of us. My people back home are going to be asking why I can't be out in front of stories like Babs is and I'm not ready to commit to being out in front at this point. Can you tell Babs to wait for the rest of us."

Teacher: "Babs, try and stay only one page ahead of the rest of us. Oh now what is it?"

Kid 4: "Johnny didn't finish putting all his ballots away yet. I don't think he should get a story until he's counted all his ballots and put them away properly."

Teacher: "Sigh! Johnny did finish counting his ballots, it's just that that mean Karl kid came in here and stole some of them and then kicked the box over. You know, the rest of you could have helped put the ballots away as well, but you decided to yell at Johnny for what Karl did. That's just not right. Okay, no time for a story, take out your mats, it's nap time."

Kid 5: "I didn't bring my mat. I didn't know we needed a mat. I lent my mat to Georgie B and he never gave it back."

Teacher:" "Joey L., never, ever lend anything to Georgie B. He never gives you any credit, he rips the mat so you can't use it and then he blames you for giving him the mat in the first place. When are you going to learn?"

Kid 6: "I have an extra mat for Joey L. He helps me with my video games. He's my best friend, and I want to be just like him. And Johnny is my best friend. I want to be just like him. And Ben N is my best friend. We are exactly the same."

Teacher: "Hillary, sit down. You can't be exactly the same as Joey L, Johnny and Ben N. You can't be all things to all people. Just lay down and go to sleep."

And so it goes.

Whome, this one's for you. Cuz you wanted a silly Friday thread.