The Real Reason Goss Quit - and it wasn't about Hookers... [View All]

[mikelewis]

No, sadly, the Reich-wing doesn't care about Hookers being used to curry favor for lucrative covert spending sprees. They don't care, they won't care and nothing we can say about the hypocrisy of it all will make them care. They don't care.

Do you know how I know? There was a Gay Hooker in the White House Press corp and it didn't even register. They didn't comprehend the national security implications or the earth-shattering irony of the stained red slacks image that just begged to shine through. The Hooker in question entered the White House on bogus credentials and gained unfettered access when the name on his business card and his I.D. was as phony as the news he pretended to write. Caught red-handed, did the GOP masses respond indignantly? No, they got down on their hands and knees and opened wide, tongues dripping in anticipation for more cream-filled propaganda.(pardon the metaphor)

So if it wasn't the Hookers and it most definitely isn't national security. (The only "national" security issue these guys care about is protecting our breeding stock from brown DNA. They don't care one whit about protecting this country; militarily or economically.) The only reason they'd possibly sacrifice one of their own is that something frightens them even more than a momentary scandal that will quickly slide down the memory hole. Something has shaken them to the core and they are looking to fling one more scandal up just to knock it away. And that something is....

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That's right, Stephen Colbert. They're merely trying to change the topic. But I'm not so sure they're going to be successful. Sure hookers and corruption are juicy, but Stephen did something no one else has heretofore done... he made them feel impotent.

Not being able to get a hard-on because they finally met someone with bigger balls than them, that's got them running scared. Feeling impotent with a $1000 a night hermaphrodite hooker waiting for you in your hotel really sucks. Let's see what other things these guys are willing to do to get America to forget about Stephen Colbert.