Reply #22: Thou impertinent, milk-livered giglet. . . [View All]

[Journeyman]

how dares't thou defile our political abode with your mammering, knotty-pated clotpole questions and beslubbering, tickle-brained fustilarian poll. Thou aren't a rank, onion-eyed hugger-mugger and shal't surely meet a currish, clapper-clawed puttock of a hell-hated bum-bailey on the gleeking, folly-fallen hedge-pig of a horse you rode in on, too!

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(And yes, I enjoy a good cursing, creatively applied, but find most people lack both the originality and creativity to effectively pull it off, and though they try to overcome their inadequacies with unstructured bile and inadequate bombast, they usually fall far short of their mark.)