Reply #7: Look, he can't be dead. He hasn't done the video yet!!! [View All]

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"My Weekend at Ladin's"
Try to stay within the parameters of the current news story line. He can't die until he does
the threatening video. Then there's a Jessica Lynch type extraction, except unlike Jessica,
who is an honest person (that's not sarcastic, she is) Mr. Ladin won't spill the beans. He'll
be in a video cage carted around the video town square of "the Homeland." There will be a great
sign of relief but small crowds observing. Then he'll acquire something deadly, but we'll know
that he'd been roughed up so badly it was probably due to that torture bill the "gentleman's
club" voted for yesterday. It's got a certain order to it, requirements, script integrity.