"Child, are you a Christian? I said, 'Ma'am, I am tonight.' " [View All]

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I have heard WAY too much in recent years about "Christians" and "Christianity" and the Ten Commandments and putting Prayer Back In School (where it NEVER was to start with) and Righteousness and how the United States is A Christian Nation and Bobble Quotes from one lameass Republican (Democrats, too, of late) after another but ALL (fucking ALL of them!) from the Old Testament and THIS-ism, THAT'M-isum, until I am blue in the face, not to mention the ass and BOTH legs!

Since I was fucking SIXTEEN--a horribly long time ago!--politicians and preachers have been throwing The Wholly Booble up in my face and telling me how this nation needs to return to ITS CHRI$TIAN PRINCIPLE$ or face the awful Judge-a-ment of JAYZUS on the Last Day.

But they NEVER tell me what JESUS SAID. It's always that Doom-And-Gloom Shit from the Auld Testament and NEVER a word from Jesus Christ The Teacher. As in:

Feed the Hungry
Clothe the Naked
Visit the Sick
Care for the Dying
Bury the Dead

Why you reckon that is????

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