Reply #6: I, for one, LOVE IT when the DUzys are late!!! Love it, because the longer you wait for something, [View All]

[hisownpetard]

the happier you are when you actually get it. In fact, I think they should be late
ALL THE TIME.

Of course, if that happened, then it wouldn't be considered 'late' anymore. But -

Poor JeffR! All the pressure he must be under from OTHER DUers who keep wondering where the hell the DUzys are! Those OTHER PEOPLE
have a lot of nerve, don'cha think? I mean, JeffR presumably has a life. Things happen in a life! You have to go to the store, you have to
drive someone to the airport, you have to wash clothes and, occasionally, read a book. JeffR is a HUMAN BEING with wants and needs,
just like you and I. Who are we to put him on a timetable, according to our own desires, and expect him to drop everything else
in his friggin' little life, just for our reading pleasrue.

I mean, where the HELL are those DUzy's, anyway???