Reply #10: Young Yellow Elephants are Brilliant. [View All]

[genie_weenie]

Not only can they appear strong, WE must fight the terrorists, but while others spill their blood they get the bonus points for aiding in the war here on the homefront (kind of contact courage) and they aren't wasting their time learning such useless skills as Motor T mechanic or M249 Golf machinegunner but useful things like how to schmooze and contacts with awesome people like Newt Gingrich, Mitt Romney and other HEROES and, of course, other young people who might have competed for jobs and mates will be eliminated from the pool.