Reply #27: It's no bullshit story, it's the truth [View All]

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I live in Massachusetts. Wishful thinking and reality only sometimes converge. Do you think columnist Dave Barry lied when he wrote this?:

"In conclusion, I want to extend my sincere best wishes to all of my opponents, Republican and Democrat, and to state that, in the unlikely event I am not elected, I will support whoever is, even if it is Sen. John Kerry, who once came, with his entourage, into a ski-rental shop in Ketchum, Idaho, where I was waiting patiently with my family to rent snowboards, and Sen. Kerry used one of his lackeys to flagrantly barge in line ahead of us and everybody else, as if he had some urgent senatorial need for a snowboard, like there was about to be an emergency meeting, out on the slopes, of the Joint Halfpipe Committee. I say it's time for us, as a nation, to put this unpleasant incident behind us. I know that I, for one, have forgotten all about it. That is how fair and balanced I am."

I'm sure there's an excuse for this one, too. I'm probably close to getting tombstoned again. They still do that around here when you call a spade a spade?