Reply #9: Just pray to God hard enough to make you straight. [View All]

[Jamastiene]

You are sick and need to be saved. And if you are already straight, just pray to God enough to provide you with enough roadkill to get by. MRE's suck. They won't fill you up or nourish you. Canned goods go bad in a year's time. Stick your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye. That goddamn mother fucking village idiot and his rich oil buddies have bankrupted the country and fucked each of us a new super sized asshole. It should be easy to find when you go to kiss it goodbye.