Reply #9: Well, this should be a fool-proof system [View All]

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Hard to imagine how anything could possibly go wrong with this, what with the general level of calm and serenity at any airport, the professionalism of the Homeland Security and TSA staff in reacting appropriately and not at all overreacting ever to any real or perceived threat, and the high level of confidence and trust the public has in airport personnel to process people quickly and efficiently in preparation for their flights, which practically always leave on time and without complications.

Three huzzahs for the Charles Stark Draper Laboratory! Hip-hip! Hip-hip! Hip-hip!