Reply #41: Howard Johnson's as a young teen... [View All]

[Javaman]

Me and my other moron young teen friends would go to Howard Johnson's for ice cream.

We would purposely order the sundays.

Then when the very attractive "older woman" (in her early 20's) waitress would ask if we wanted nuts?

We would reply, "no, you can hold my nuts". We were Beevis and Butthead before they were even a concept.

Later on, I would wait tables and get the same type of moronic retorts. I would remain stone faced but inside I was cracking up. :)