Reply #23: Works with farts. [View All]

[JohnnyRingo]

The dog always cuts the first one. I just shrug my shoulders and say "what are ya gonna do?".

I think the guy has something here. In order for the court to find him guilty of maliciously inciting the dog, they'll have to prove he's the more mature party in the incident. Then they can fall back on drunk & disorderly as the over zealous cop should have done to begin with.

I've always worried that one of those K-9 units with a drug sniffing dog will pull up next to me at a traffic light, and the dog will go nuts trying to get through the window at me. I've been practicing my best innocent look while I circle my ear with my right index finger.