The royal redneck wedding is over already. Can we get it off of the news sites now? Please? [View All]

[HopeHoops]

Inside scoop: Billy Bob had a flask of JD in the pocket of his silly red monkey suit. The royal limo was sporting Truck Nutz and there was a styrofoam cooler filled with PBR tallboys in the back. They stopped for a bucket of extra crispy at the KFC drive-thru on the way home and immediately put the limo up on blocks in the front yard when they arrived. Then they went inside, put their sock feet on the coffee table, and pounded back Miller Lites while snarfing on the chicken with open mouths and watching re-runs of Hee Haw.

There - SATISFIED! Now ENOUGH with it! Fuck you CNN. Fuck you NBC. Fuck you Yahoo News. ENOUGH!