Caption This: George Reflects On The Significance Of The Pope's Passing...

[DistressedAmerican]

One more before graphic slapping "Bush At The Vatican" before Pope-A-Palooza dies down...

How would you fill the bubble?

Give me suggestions and I'll post YOUR graphic as part of the series.

DA



My Suggestion:

[iamjoy]

1. Did I Use Deoderant This Morning? (eom)

[DistressedAmerican]

6. Here You Go...

[Warpy]

2. I wonder where they stash the wine

[DistressedAmerican]

9. Good One!

[FizzFuzz]

3. He got on my case about Abu Ghraib an stuff....

He made me feel stupid!

I'll get him for that...
....errrr, or somebody, yeah I'll get somebody for that.....

[DistressedAmerican]

13. Had To Cut It Down A Bit...

[FizzFuzz]

25. good job pulling out the key point!

editing usually scares me!

LOL :D

[KittyWampus]

4. I Want MY Cabinet Members To Wear Red Robes

[DistressedAmerican]

15. A Twofer...

How About This?

[goose4739]

5. All these guys in dresses are making me nervous.

[DistressedAmerican]

17. Homophobic Freak Show On The Road...

[CornField]

7. I think Dick lied to me when he chanted "Toga! Toga! Toga!"

[DistressedAmerican]

21. Minor Changes To The Text. A Bit too long. Hope You Don't Mind...

[Marnieworld]

8. Honestly it's funniest as is.

Blank balloon for an empty mind. It works with the whole "George reflects on the deep meaning of it all" and then you have visual crickets. Says all you need to say.

[DistressedAmerican]

20. Fine Point. Bit More Philosophical Than HE'd Get Though...

:bounce: :toast:

Better Yet, Easy To Do For You:

[KittyWampus]

10. Maybe I Should Make The Press Corp. Bow & Kiss My Ring

[DistressedAmerican]

22. They Already Do...

[iamjoy]

38. Love It!

the press corps kissing his ring, priceless...

:rofl:

[TahitiNut]

11. "I could bury Mom and Poppy like this!"

"Then I could wear some of these nifty clothes!"

[DistressedAmerican]

23. Again, Shortened A bit...

[rkc3]

12. Meow, meow, meow, meow (to the tune of Meow Mix)

[DistressedAmerican]

26. I Think I Puncuated Along The Lines Of The Tune...

[TahitiNut]

14. "Look at me, damnit! Me!"

[DistressedAmerican]

27. Too Damn Many Distractions!!!

[Kerrytravelers]

16. Thanks for that Culture of Life thing.

How can this help me? Can I make any money from this guy craokin'?

Thank God this asshole can't tell me I"m wrong for spreadin' freedom no more.

Thanks for that Culture of Life thing. I never would have thunk it on my own. Hehehe.

I bet FOX will make me look good for comin' all this way for some dead guy.

[DistressedAmerican]

28. Went With My Favorite From Your List. Funny! Greedy Pigboy!

[MsTryska]

18. I gotta pee.

nt

[DistressedAmerican]

29. Maybe #2. Looks Constipated.

[MsTryska]

47. *lol* maybe that should be....

"I gotta go #2, but Laura says i need to hold it."

[Straight Shooter]

19. Ha ha, sure pulled a fast one on that Jimmy Carter.

x(

[DistressedAmerican]

32. Hope Bill Didn't Give Poppy The Bed This Time...

[soup]

24. 'I thought they said

"We're going to Italy for Poppa John's pizza. Everybody keeps saying 'Chow', but still no pizza. I want pizza. No wonder everyone here is so upset. No pizza. Did they run out of poper- papper- er, pepperonias? What kind of place is this, anyway? Shoot, we all know pizza comes from Italy. They've even got that leaning tower of pizza. I really want pizza. Pizza. Pizza pie. Haven't these Eyetalians heard of Making the pie higher or putting food on your family. If I've said it once, I've said it a million times, 'God bless America. We've got pizza.'

---

Sorry.
not gonna fit in a bubble, though.

[DistressedAmerican]

33. I Worked With It...

[soup]

42. Ha! thanks.

Crawled into **'s 'mind' and fell off into a very scary jumble. Once it started, wasn't quite sure how to stop it..

The responses you've gotten are so good. Duers are a very intelligent and delightfully creative group. Where would I be without you guys? Shudder to think...

Laughter is good medicine.

[Ilsa]

78. Yeah, I did a Bush-wanting-Domino's-Pizza the other day.

"Why haven't I seen a Domino's here in Itlee?"

[DistressedAmerican]

79. Check Me On This But, I Had Heard That Domino's Were Big Donors to

Operation Rescue and other Right Wing Anti-Abortion, "Culture of life" types. I haven't eaten Domino's in yeas because of it (that and their pizza sucks).

Anyone know if this is true? Its it just lefty paranoia?

[Ilsa]

80. It's true, which is why I picked them for Shrub's preference.

I boycotted them back in 1990 when I first heard about it. I can't remember if it is one or the other or both they support. But my husband will still eat their nasty pizza. We only have Dominos, little cesar's, pizza hut (horrible) and papa john's (okay) where I live. No pizzaria.

[DistressedAmerican]

81. That Is About When I First Heard It. Wow That Is A Long Time Ago!

If I have had one of their slices since, I sure as hell didn't pay for it. I guess I can really hold a grudge.

With the choices you outline, go with Papa John Paul's, I say. It is God's favorite!

[flordehinojos]

30. why is the old guizzard getting more attention than me? PEOPLE OF THE

WORLD, I AM HERE. THIS IS ME. GEORGE. LOOK AT ME. I GOT THE POWER--YOU ALL BETTER LOOK AT ME NOW!

[DistressedAmerican]

35. A Bit Of Tweaking...

[alphafemale]

31. Why wouldn't they let me kiss his purty head?

[DistressedAmerican]

36. Added "lil"...

[Individualist]

34. Gotta have a drink right now!

[DistressedAmerican]

37. So Do I...

[sakabatou]

39. Can't feel my brain...

[DistressedAmerican]

41. OK I'll Do This Last One. Have A Good One...

[Donailin]

54. LOL!

I like this one best.

[Donailin]

55. I want a funeral like this. How can I invade Rome?

[DistressedAmerican]

40. OK, That's All. Got Other Work To Do. But Have At It!

This Is Your National Embarrassment!

I hope you have enjoyed this episode of
Distressed Amerigan Graphic-A-Thon 2005!

Brought to you by Halliburton:

[Crankie Avalon]

43. Well, maybe his son will be more on my side.

[DistressedAmerican]

60. Better Late Than Never...

[Jose Diablo]

44. Whats for lunch?

[DistressedAmerican]

61. Still Hungry?

[Joyce78]

45. George the Great ... yeah, that's it ... that sounds good.

[DistressedAmerican]

62. Shortened It A Bit For Space...

[KansDem]

46. "Man! I just need to hold it a little while longer..."

"Just a little while longer...Damn! How long does this last? C'mon, George, just a little while longer... I knew I shouldn't have had the frijoles last night...!"

(a bit too long)

[lonestarnot]

49. Oh you posted my idea...."Got to sssshiiiiit, hurry it up!"

[Blue_In_AK]

48. Distressed, with each passing day

I look forward to your graphics more and more. :thumbsup:

[DistressedAmerican]

51. The First Ones Are free After That I Start Selling Them In Small Vials...

[Blue_In_AK]

52. Oh, no, I'm a DistressedAmerican JUNKIE!! n/t

[DistressedAmerican]

53. LOL! Don't Worry Baby. I've Got What You Need!

:rofl:

[alfredo]

50. I can't hold this fart any longer.

[Swamp Rat]

56. I would leave it blank...

He's hungover and needs aspirin.

[DistressedAmerican]

57. I See The Merit Of Leaving It Blank. But What He Needs

is the Wizard. He needs a brain!

He can take the rest of his little cowardly lions with him.

[Swamp Rat]

58. OK, try this:

"I need a brain."

or

"I need a drink."

or

"When do we get to drink the wine?"

[DistressedAmerican]

59. How 'Bout This? Little From You Little From Me?

[Swamp Rat]

65. Very good. How 'bout this?:

"I need a drink. Which way is the canteena?"

[DistressedAmerican]

71. Here You Go!!!

[Swamp Rat]

74. Lovely!

Thank you!

He no habla espanyole muy good. :D

[DearAbby]

63. Eeeeee aaaaaaahhh These Depends are great!

[DistressedAmerican]

68. Sorry For The Delay. I Bumped Pitt Up In Line. Hey YOU Write A Book!

[WilliamPitt]

64. I make in my pants sometimes.

[DistressedAmerican]

66. Getting To The Depends...

[WilliamPitt]

67. Sweet...

:)

[Zynx]

69. See what happens when you disagree with my war.

[DistressedAmerican]

70. I Wondered Why NOW!

[Zerex71]

72. "Who's the guy in the funny hat?"

Or,

"Santa Claus died?"

[DistressedAmerican]

73. Hand Down One Of My Faves So Far!

[DistressedAmerican]

75. The Collected Responses In Animated Gif Form! Save Yourself The Scroll...

[myomy]

76. These assholes donÕt even speak english over here.

.

[DistressedAmerican]

77. Funny! Nice Character Choice...

[DistressedAmerican]

82. Kick.

Not promising additional grapics tonight today though you can enjoy what's here and suggest additional captions...

[solinvictus]

83. "Are these guys in red his Imperial Guard, like on "Star Wars"? n/t

[The Gunslinger]

84. caption

"All of them people bood me. I'm madder than a Texas rattlesnake."

[MrMickeysMom]

85. How about...

Boo me once- shame on....ah, Can't be boo'd again!

[iwantmycountryback]

86. I think the empty dialogue box just about says it all