Reply #24: 'I thought they said [View All]

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"We're going to Italy for Poppa John's pizza. Everybody keeps saying 'Chow', but still no pizza. I want pizza. No wonder everyone here is so upset. No pizza. Did they run out of poper- papper- er, pepperonias? What kind of place is this, anyway? Shoot, we all know pizza comes from Italy. They've even got that leaning tower of pizza. I really want pizza. Pizza. Pizza pie. Haven't these Eyetalians heard of Making the pie higher or putting food on your family. If I've said it once, I've said it a million times, 'God bless America. We've got pizza.'

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Sorry.
not gonna fit in a bubble, though.