B*sh is SO DUMB... (your best shot here)

[npincus]

B*sh is SO DUMB, he thinks the English Channel is on the English Cable Network.



So, how dumb IS he?

[Sanity Claws]

1. he believes everything Cheney tells him

[Nordic65]

25. What more did you expect from Fredo?

[sepia_steel]

2. bush is so dumb

he thinks a brazillian = a lot

[Wetzelbill]

3. Bush is so dumb that he even voted for himself nt

[enid602]

voted for himself

Three times!

[enid602]

6. voted for himself

Three times!

[Vanje]

4. Yes

Yes, he is.

[liberal N proud]

7. Wait,,, No Wait ,,,, Here it comes,,,, It is coming

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrripp!!

[Ilsa]

17. Caption: "Uh-oh. I thought it was only a fart." eom.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

Bush is so dumb

he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet.

[SammyWinstonJack]

11. .

:spray:

[Cocoa]

5. he's so dumb

he's one of the 35% that approves of him.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

8. Bush is so dumb

that he put the phone up his butt and thought he was making a booty call!

[Wetzelbill]

9. haha, keep going

More!

[TallahasseeGrannie]

12. What? Can you tell I teach middle school?

[SammyWinstonJack]

26. Bush is so dumb he thought Taco Bell was a phone company in Mexico.

An oldie from the 2000 election campaign season.

[Wetzelbill]

10. Bush is so dumb the only way he could raise his IQ is by standing on a...

chair.

[AnnieBW]

36. Bush Is So Dumb

That he told the President of Chile that he prefers his without beans.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

13. Bush is so dumb

he thinks Grape Nuts is an STD.

[npincus]

39. that rocks, Grannie!

[Nitrogenica]

14. HE'S....ummm....

Bush Administration Borrows more from Foreign Nations than Previous 42 Presidents Combined
Congressional Desk

November 3, 2005

Washington, D.C. - President George W. Bush and the current Administration have now borrowed more money from foreign governments and banks than the previous 42 U.S. presidents combined.

Throughout the first 224 years (1776-2000) of our nation's history, 42 U.S. presidents borrowed a combined $1.01 trillion from foreign governments and financial institutions according to the U.S. Treasury Department. In the past four years alone (2001-2005), the Bush Administration has borrowed a staggering $1.05 trillion.


"The seriousness of this rapid and increasing financial vulnerability of our country can hardly be overstated," said Rep. John Tanner (D-TN), a leader of the Blue Dog Coalition and member of the House Ways and Means Committee. "The financial mismanagement of our country by the Bush Administration should be of concern to all Americans, regardless of political persuasion."


The Blue Dogs have long expressed tremendous concern over mounting U.S. debt and are particularly troubled by our growing dependence on foreign governments to finance our debt. Earlier this year, the Coalition offered a 12 Step Plan to cure our nation's addiction to deficit spending. The Blue Dog plan required, among other things, that all federal agencies pass clean audits, a balanced budget, and the establishment of a rainy day fund to be used in the event of a natural disaster.


"No American political leadership has ever willfully and deliberately mortgaged our country to foreign interests in the manner we have witnessed over the past four years," continued Rep. Tanner. "If this recklessness is not stopped, I truly believe our economic freedom as American citizens is in great jeopardy."



"This is the official end of the Reagan Era." Jayson Huth 2005-11-07



Money is everything is the bottom linewith these people. This could easily be the "Great Depression Part Deaux" if we don't stop it.

America's "footer" .... Did America vote for this?

[darkmaestro019]

15. Bush is so dumb

he makes my pocket lint look like a genius.

[lpbk2713]

16. He's so dumb he doesn't know Connecticut boys don't speak

with a Texas accent.

So dumb he didn't know what color the White House was until he saw it.

[ThumperDumper]

18. Bush is so dumb...

if you shoved his brain up a flea's ass, it'd rattle like a B.B. in a boxcar! -JJ

Shameless plug: http://jaundicejames.blogspot.com/

[Zynx]

19. Bush is so dumb...

When he was asked about Euthanasia he said, "What about them?"

[Kaylee]

31. Hahaha! My favorite so far. nm

[Zynx]

37. Thank you. eom

[eeyore]

20. Bush is SO DUMB....

He thought that we would all fall for Harriet Miers saying George Bush is the smartest man she knows!

-eeyore

[Vanje]

21. So dumb....

that when he travels to Europe, he thinks he needs a metric watch to tell time.

[Lubernaut]

22. So dumb

he believes his own lies.

[LifeDuringWartime]

23. ** is so dumb....

he thought he could cover up the malicious leak of a covert CIA operative's name.

:evilgrin:

[Rocknrule]

24. he thinks 401K is is mother's bra size

:evilgrin:

[SammyWinstonJack]

27. Ouch!

:rofl:

[Hubert Flottz]

28. So dumb he thinks "All The Way In" is a Motel.

I read that the doctor(Jane Goodall)said that Bush has TWO brains and that the biggest of the two, is almost as big as a bb.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

29. He's SO dumb

1. He is afraid to go into the Lincoln Bedroom because he might wake Abe up.

2. He doesn't know what those flowers in the Rose Garden are called.

3. He thinks the south lawn of the White House is warmer in the winter.

4. He picked Alito because he's a Boz Scaggs fan.

5. He wants to know when Jim Bunning is pitching next.

6. He asked how long Jeff Sessions last.

7. He isn't sure whether he should obey Delay, or delay Obey.

8. He thinks Vincente Fox is a Mexican news channel.

9. He thinks there are 3 Koreas. North, South, and Chick.




10. He actually expects us to buy his bullshit. And that's no joke :(

[punpirate]

30. An old Texas expression...

... Bush is so dumb he couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel....

[SammyWinstonJack]

33. LOL

My husband, a native Texan uses that expression often. :rofl:

[eppur_se_muova]

40. One of LBJ's favorites.

(Anything involving body fluids, you gotta think Lyndon.)

Off topic, but...

wouldn't you have liked to see GWB and LBJ locked in a small closet and told "there's only enought air for one"?

[SammyWinstonJack]

42. Betting ** wouldn't survive that encounter! nt

[punpirate]

50. Dubya would likely...

... be wishing he'd stayed in Connecticut with his own.... :P

[KamaAina]

32. Bush** is so dumb he thought Roe v. Wade...

...was a discussion about the best way to evacuate New Orleans. :dunce:

[SammyWinstonJack]

34. OMG!

:yoiks:

[Punkingal]

44. LOL!!!!

:rofl: The best one!!!!

[alarcojon]

35. Bush is so dumb

it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.

[justgamma]

38. He is so dumb

he wouldn't know his ass from a hole the ground if he had his finger in it.

[dback]

41. He's so dumb he actually thinks he's won two national elections

Thanks to Karl Rove, Diebold, etc.

[Richard Steele]

43. So dumb, he asked the Prez of Brazil, "Do you have black people here too?

Sadly, that actually happened.

[eppur_se_muova]

46. Oh, thank you, thank you!

That was the one I was trying to remember.

[proud patriot]

45. He can't eat pretzels and Watch T.V. at the same time

[SammyWinstonJack]

47. Bush is so dumb he couldn't find oil in Texas.

Bush is so dumb, he bankrupted three oil companies, the family business.

[TlalocW]

48. Bush is so dumb

He thought a box of Frosted Flakes was a really hard puzzle of a cartoon tiger and worked at putting it together for a week before giving up.

TlalocW

[npincus]

49. He's so dumb, when asked what 'tribal sovereignty' meant

in the 21st century at a gathering of minority journalists he replied: "Tribal sovereignty means that. It's sovereign. You're a ... you're a ... you've been given sovereignty and you're viewed as a sovereign entity."

Now if that ain't dumb....


video here: http://www.democracynow.org/article.pl?sid=04/08/10/149259

[SammyWinstonJack]

51. Oh Gawd! I remember that exchange! It was embarrassing and they

laughed at him! :rofl:

[Tim4319]

52. Bush is so dumb he thinks Roe v. Wade

is a boxing match.

[Tim4319]

53. Bush is so dumb it took him 2 hrs.

to watch 60 mins.

[Bluerthanblue]

54. he ran his mother over with a parked car.

-

[Seabiscuit]

55. So dumb that when he was born the doctor slapped his mother.

[Spirochete]

56. Bush is so dumb

he thinks Boogie Fever is a nose infection.

[EstimatedProphet]

57. Bush is so dumb he actually thinks he was elected President

[jane_pippin]

58. Bush is so dumb that...

...Ohh look, a doggie! Here doggie! Here puppy! Who's a good boy? Yes you are! Yes you are! It's you!

[jane_pippin]

59. Also...

Bush is so dumb that he snorts suppositories.

[npincus]

60. he's so dumb, he didn't know Brazil was "big"

[AlCzervik]

61. Bush so dumb that he is to Presidentin as Fox is to News!

[Vinca]

62. Bush is so dumb

he asks for his PB&J with toe jam. AAARRRGGGHHHH!