Reply #29: He's SO dumb [View All]

[SalmonChantedEvening]

1. He is afraid to go into the Lincoln Bedroom because he might wake Abe up.

2. He doesn't know what those flowers in the Rose Garden are called.

3. He thinks the south lawn of the White House is warmer in the winter.

4. He picked Alito because he's a Boz Scaggs fan.

5. He wants to know when Jim Bunning is pitching next.

6. He asked how long Jeff Sessions last.

7. He isn't sure whether he should obey Delay, or delay Obey.

8. He thinks Vincente Fox is a Mexican news channel.

9. He thinks there are 3 Koreas. North, South, and Chick.




10. He actually expects us to buy his bullshit. And that's no joke :(