If I were famous, I'd be drunk (or high) every night, but I'd never get a dui, you know why?

[NightWatcher]

I'd hire a freakin driver. They could drag me back and forth from club to club. I'd have a huge hybrid with room for me and my friends to drink and passout comfortably without risking getting into any accidents. Why have not more celbritards figured this out yet?

I saw one of these "party wagons" this weekend downtown. People were hanging out of the sunroof and the windows, hooting and hollering. I am so glad that they had a driver and were not endangering the others with their behavior.

[Nickster]

1. Exactly! I've said the same thing over and over again. I wouldn't drive myself anywhere. Just hire a

driver and you're all set. No traffic frustrations, no worrying about DUIs, no worrying about parking. Sounds like a frigging God-Send to me.

[SPKrazy]

2. If I Were Famous And Had Tons Of Money

and drank and got high every night I'd have died 20 years ago

I nearly drank myself to death as it was, lucky for me there were consequences for my actions

if you can pay enough enablers to take care of you you can buy your own death