If I were famous, I'd be drunk (or high) every night, but I'd never get a dui, you know why? [View All]

[NightWatcher]

I'd hire a freakin driver. They could drag me back and forth from club to club. I'd have a huge hybrid with room for me and my friends to drink and passout comfortably without risking getting into any accidents. Why have not more celbritards figured this out yet?

I saw one of these "party wagons" this weekend downtown. People were hanging out of the sunroof and the windows, hooting and hollering. I am so glad that they had a driver and were not endangering the others with their behavior.