The rules of On-line Dating

[camero]

It's The Onion... A hilarious read.


http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?i=1&n=10


More people are using computers to find that special someone. Here are some tips to help make your online-dating experience safe and fun:

Under no circumstance should you give someone you meet online a lot of personal information. You could place yourself in the dangerous position of having a date who knows what a loser you are.


When considering the serious step of marriage, it's good form to seek the approval of the message-board moderator.

Set yourself apart by choosing a descriptive user-name like SocialRetard342, CuteFaceFatAss, or RohypnolLarry.

If you decide to break up with your online mate, for God's sake, have the decency to do it over the phone.

[Florida_Geek]

1. I know this woman from New Joyseee

and if I have time to kill, I ask her about her latest on-line. :)

[camero]

2. I think I should change my screeename

Not here though. :)

[camero]

3. Kick

[SarahB]

4. I agree about the phone part

Being too afraid to have an actual verbal dialog is a pretty hurtful thing to do to someone.

[camero]

7. Gotta admit

The irony of that was pretty funny. Start on the computer and end on the phone. :)

I agree it is hurtful to not use your voice.

[bubblesby2002]

5. That was funny

I got a laugh iyt if the names - especially RohypnolLarry. Hey there:hi:

[camero]

6. Hey

How ya doing? :hi: The onion has kind fallen off lately but I thought that was too funny.

[bubblesby2002]

8. You know it's wierd

I find life is already a parody of what it used to be and so parody sites like the Onion aren't that entertaining any more. But that article was cute and funny, and every once in a while there's an article that's hilarious. :7

[camero]

9. Truth is stranger than fiction ain't it.

After seeing that, I thought I should change my Yahoo screenname to CutefaceTightAss. :7

[bubblesby2002]

10. okay okay let's see, that cute face I mean

;)
I've been up since 5 oclock today, went to Vancouver for a meeting. I am beat so off to sleep I go. Goodnight

B

[camero]

11. Don't wanna see my heiny huh?

:7 Goodnight, talk to you tomorrow.

[camero]

12. kick