The rules of On-line Dating [View All]

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More people are using computers to find that special someone. Here are some tips to help make your online-dating experience safe and fun:

Under no circumstance should you give someone you meet online a lot of personal information. You could place yourself in the dangerous position of having a date who knows what a loser you are.


When considering the serious step of marriage, it's good form to seek the approval of the message-board moderator.

Set yourself apart by choosing a descriptive user-name like SocialRetard342, CuteFaceFatAss, or RohypnolLarry.

If you decide to break up with your online mate, for God's sake, have the decency to do it over the phone.