New Janet Evanovich book out today!

[MaineDem]

Chapter One

In my mind, my kitchen is filled with crackers and cheese, roast chicken leftovers, farm fresh eggs, and coffee beans ready to grind. The reality is that I keep my Smith & Wesson in the cookie jar, my Oreos in the microwave, a jar of peanut butter and hamster food in the over-the-counter cupboard, and I have beer and olives in the refrigerator. I used to have a birthday cake in the freezer for emergencies, but I ate it.

Truth is, I would dearly love to be a domestic goddess, but the birthday cake keeps getting eaten. I mean, you buy it, and you eat it, right? And then where are you? No birthday cake. Ditto cheese and crackers and eggs and the roast chicken leftovers (which were from my mother). The coffee beans are light-years away. I don't own a grinder. I guess I could buy two birthday cakes, but I'm afraid I'd eat both.

My name is Stephanie Plum, and in my defense I'd like to say that I have bread and milk on my shopping list, and I don't have any communicable diseases. I'm five feet, seven inches. My hair is brown and shoulder length and naturally curly. My eyes are blue. My teeth are mostly straight. My manicure was pretty good three days ago, and my shape is okay. I work as a bond enforcement agent for my cousin Vinnie, and today I was standing in Loretta Rizzi's kitchen, thinking not only was Loretta ahead of me in the kitchen-needs-a-makeover race, but she made me look like a piker in the Loose Cannon Club.

It was eight in the morning, and Loretta was wearing a long, pink flannel nightgown and holding a gun to her head.

http://www.evanovich.com/index.html

I can't wait to get it.

[asjr]

1. I've read just about all her books. She

keeps me laughing. She does have a way with words.

[Frances]

2. I like Stephanie Plum too

[murray hill farm]

3. Thanks for the heads up!

I love the evanovich books.

[Lex]

4. I bailed on her books at about book 7

because I started to find them tedious and unfunny. I was sad about that too since I had enjoyed them so much for a while.

[DUgosh]

6. Skip right to 10 Big Ones

IT's my favorite

[Blue_Roses]

5. I've already pre-ordered mine and waiting...

:D

[Captain Hilts]

7. She pretty much admits someone else is helping write them now..

and the last two have been better, so I'm told.