In this
helpful video, Maggie Gallagher explains how to talk about same-sex marriage at Thanksgiving dinner and properly defend your backwards, bigoted beliefs while making yourself out to be the victim. In Maggie's world, hating on Teh Gays doesn't take a holiday.
http://www.truthwinsout.org/blog/2011/11/20413/">Evan Hurst of Truth Wins Out presents Maggie's position:
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So Maggie to the rescue, with this handy video about how to tell everybody that A. You super hate gays and B. It’s your special privilege as a weird fundamentalist of some sort and it doesn’t mean you’re a bigot. These are the three simple steps, after which I have provided example sentences in italics:
1. State your position briefly. (God hates fags.)
2. Refute the charge of bigotry. (No, I didn't say I hate fags, I said God hates fags. I'm not a bigot. Let me show you some verses in my pop-up Bible that I don't really understand.)
3. A call to tolerance. (Repeat as necessary… “or until they bring in the pie.”) (Why won't you tolerate my bigotry?! I only want to use my voting power to deny a minority their constitutional rights based on my pigheaded, hateful version of my religion, nothing more! I AM THE VICTIM HEEEEEEEEEEEERE!!!!!!!, etc. Oh, look, pie! NOM NOM NOM!)
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