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Fri Feb-13-09 12:59 PM
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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? |
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Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it. More at: http://nomorehornets.blogspot.com/2007/05/atheist-jokes.html
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Fri Feb-13-09 04:22 PM
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1. Spoken like a typical fundamentalist atheist! |
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What if the light bulb doesn't want to change? It's not harming you! Why do you have to force your opinion on light bulbs? :sarcasm:
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Fri Feb-13-09 06:40 PM
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awoke_in_2003
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Mon Feb-16-09 10:44 PM
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8. The light bulb can't change... |
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Thu Feb-19-09 07:47 PM
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Fri Feb-13-09 06:45 PM
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3. Just because you can't see the light |
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doesn't mean that it is not there.
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Mon Feb-16-09 10:45 PM
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9. If a tree falls in the forest... |
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and a fundie is trapped under it, is it god's will? :)
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Sat Feb-14-09 02:30 AM
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5. It's impossible to know for sure if the bulb needs changing. |
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Plus, I don't mind walking in the dark and banging my shins...though I'm not sure if it's dark, or if my shins exist for that matter...there's just no way to know!!!
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Mon Feb-16-09 02:41 AM
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7. I'm going with none... |
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We're already the enlightened ones.
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Tue Feb-17-09 10:50 AM
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10. Does jesus save lightbulbs? |
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Fri Feb-20-09 09:20 AM
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12. Jesus saves, Moses invests, Buddha recycles n/t |
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