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Atticus

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Atticus's Journal
April 15, 2022

I have it on good authority that Trump's "toilet paper drag" while ascending a stairway to an

airplane received an "honorable mention" from the Ministry of Silly Walks. The shtick had been entered in the "This Guy Does WHAT?" category.

April 15, 2022

Vlad, you've got some 'splainin' to do.

If your flagship sank to the bottom of the Black Sea because of a fire that the Ukrainians had nothing to do with, why is it being loudly heralded on Russian TV as a "clear justification" for "WWIII"?

April 15, 2022

I do not like you Vladimir

To govern you rely on fear
You feed your people nasty lies
Like cancer, you metastasize
To spread your poison near and far,
March mother's son's off into war,
And stain your flag with babies' blood
While Russians rot in Ukraine's mud.

The die is cast; you've made your name
But, barbarians are all the same
Like you, they're cowards at their core
Afraid of what they know's in store
For surely there will come a day
When the piper you will have to pay
And tears will flow on the next day's dawn
Tears of joy because you're gone

I do not like you Vadimir---------

April 14, 2022

I know that generalizations aren't always appropriate, but I think this does say something about

the "quality" of Trump cultists.

A Mr. Thompson---a January 6th Capitol invader from Ohio---was found guilty today by a jury of the six charges with which he'd been charged as a result of his participation in the terrorist insurrection. His "defense" at trial was that he'd gotten "sucked in" to the criminal assault on our Capitol because he'd been seeking the "respect and approval of President Trump."

Just take a few seconds to try to wrap your head around that---"the respect and approval of Donald Trump"-------------

How lame-brained and morally deficient does one have to be to care one iota whether the poster boy for lying, hypocrisy, arrogance and vulgarity "respects" or "approves" of you?

April 14, 2022

It is easy to understand why the Trump party has already bailed out of any 2024 presidential

debates. They have gotten their butts kicked in the popular vote totals in five of the last six elections so, of course, that MUST PROVE that the current NONPARTISAN debate commission is biased and unfair.

I don't know any more than anyone else about whether the '24 campaign will feature anything like the debates of past years but, it seems to me that the RNC does not want to risk exposing their party's cruelty and moral bankruptcy---period. They are laying the groundwork for demanding the right to veto any participants who may not toss scripted softballs to their candidate while smearing any Democrat.

Any panel of questioners that is not composed of the likes of Tucker Carlson, Steve Bannon and Stephen Miller will be rejected as biased and "rigged".

I think the existing nonpartisan commission should schedule debates as usual. If the Trumplican refuses to take part, designate an empty on-stage chair as theirs and, if audio is available demonstrating their position on an issue raised by a question, play that audio before their Democratic opponent gives their answer.

Cowards should not be accomodated.

April 13, 2022

America, the house of democracy is on fire.

Come November, will you vote for the arsonists or the firefighters?

The world IS watching.

April 13, 2022

So, do you seem to lack any marketable skills?

Have you never held a real job much longer than a year?

Are you unburdened by shame and really don't give a damn about anyone but yourself?

Do you believe that honesty and honor and a sense of responsibility are "quaint"?

In your opinion, is patriotism for "suckers"?

BUT,----do you lust for power and wealth?

If you answered all the above with "Well, Duh!", your career choice is obvious: RUN FOR PUBLIC OFFICE AS A REPUBLICAN!

Their base apparently just loves that shit!

April 13, 2022

A popular Republican meme template must be "But, but _______( fill in blank ).

Their "blank fillers" have changed from "Benghazi" to "her emails" to "Hunter's laptop" to "Biden is senile" and now, they've circled back to "Hunter's laptop".

If it won't fit on a bumper sticker, their base won't remember it long enough to repeat it.

April 12, 2022

So----Trump has endorsed Walker in the Georgia Senate primary, Oz in the Pennsylvania Senate

primary and Tshibaka in the Alaskan primary.

Has Howdy Doody thrown his hat into the Republican race in any state yet?

Bozo?

Soupy Sales?

Peewee Herman?

April 12, 2022

Have you heard the newest rumor about Herschel Walker? I'm starting it with this post!

"Supposedly", Herschel was asked for his view about inflation.

"Well, now", he began with a serious expression on his face, "this is an important issue. In my opinion, as long as that ol' pigskin is within an ounce or so of the NFL's recommended psi---that means 'pounds per square inch---not everyone knows that technical stuff---anyway, if it's close I say 'Let 'em play ball!' S'posed to be between 12.5 and 13.5 psi, but I think that ought to be just a suggestion, not a make or break rule."

The puzzled interviewer rephrased his question. "Sir," he said, "the question people want answered is 'Is Biden responsible for inflation?' "

"Not at all!" Herschel replied. "The NFL Commissioner is responsible for all that sorta stuff."

From there, the interview went down hill.

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