January 27, 2018

The woman whose car was wiped out by SC Taebel will definitely live

She suffered:

1) Split-open forehead
2) Sprained ankle
3) Broken left ring finger
4) Sprained left wrist
5) PTSD
6) Totally destroyed car

I hope she sues the living crap out of him.

January 27, 2018

Arizona sovereign citizen destroys innocent motorist's car, blames police for it

Meet Mitch Taebel, aspiring actor, government-hater, and frequent flyer on Con Air...

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Police in Maricopa County, Ariz., observed this person speeding so they attempted to pull him over. As a sovereign citizen, Taebel believes traffic laws don't apply to him so he nailed the gas to get away. Sixty miles later, this happened...

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He claims he has the right to kill any police officer who threatens his liberty, and intends to sue the government for the deprivation of his civil rights that happened when he got arrested for reckless endangerment and other crimes of mayhem. He also says the person whose car he destroyed needs to sue the government because if they wouldn't have been chasing him for speeding he wouldn't have run into her.

January 26, 2018

Budweiser's Super Bowl ad is pretty nice this year

Everyone here knows Budweiser cans beer. I realize the cool kids do not like Budweiser beer, but it is beer.

What a lot of people do not know is their Cartersville, Georgia, brewery can be reconfigured to can tap water...which they ship to disaster areas at their own expense. That's what this year's Super Bowl ad is about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=60&v=CxGUmtRLm5g

January 24, 2018

You know what the next Sharknado is going to be about

January 24, 2018

No wonder Trump won: The "Tide Pod Challenge" is now a thing

This shit started in January 2018...you're supposed to chew up and swallow a fucking Tide Pod, and post a video online of you being so stupid.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tide_Pod_challenge

January 22, 2018

The most frustrating part about Trump's wall demand...

...isn't that it'll mark the transition from "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!" to "vete a la mierda a casa, pendejo!" Or that it'll seem like we loved the Berlin Wall so much we decided to build one of our own.

No, the real irritant is Trump cut tax revenues by about five times what he thinks he needs to build this thing, and he still thinks he can have all the money he wants.

January 20, 2018

It should be obvious why Trump needed a shutdown this weekend

No one's talking about Stormy Daniels now, are they?

January 19, 2018

I see one little problem with making a Trump biopic

You can only do true justice to Trump’s life story by making a porno.

The title’s obvious: American Caligula. Ron Jeremy is the perfect actor to play him.

From this we have two problems: will the people who normally watch political movies accept one that’s rated quintuple-X, and will porn customers flock to a true-life story?

January 17, 2018

Navy filing homicide charges against commanders in 2 deadly ship collisions

Source: Stars and Stripes

WASHINGTON — The Navy says it is filing negligent homicide charges against the commanders of two ships involved in fatal collisions last year.

The charges are to be presented at what the military calls an Article 32 hearing, which will determine whether the accused are court-martialed.

Read more: https://www.stripes.com/news/us/navy-filing-homicide-charges-against-commanders-in-2-deadly-ship-collisions-1.506966

January 11, 2018

"Mr. Big Businessman, how did you invest your yooge tax cut?"

"I was able to buy a whole pallet of pink paper!"