Oh Boy! I Have Strawberries and Rhubarb! You Know What I Can Do?!?!?!?

Throw away the rhubarb and eat the strawberries!












Full disclosure, I do like strawberry/rhubarb pie and jam. I'm just being silly.

Music Comparison Time!

Heck, I think they're both great, which is exactly why I'm posting them for your enjoyment!

Reparata and the Delrons 1966 version

Rescue Pittie Talks To Her Mom Nonstop

Little Johnny Broke My Tie Rod

My God You Guys Are MEAN!

Ellie's picture did not make it to the finals in GD. I told her about it. Now I have to deal with a disconsolate doggie for the rest of the month! Shame on you all!

I am in utter dismay by the toy store offerings

Just look at this! They want small children to catch cancer!!!!! I'm going to alert the WH right away!

Be Safe This Easter!!!!

If You Could Have One Marginal Super Power...What Would it Be?

For instance, you can teleport yourself ...but only a foot at a time

I think I'll go with the ability to levitate ...but only two inches off the ground

I Can Move Through Space and Time!!!!

Post Your Corniest Joke

I'll begin with the joke my dad told me maybe 1,000 times and it never improved (yet here I am repeating it).

Q: Why couldn't you get any corn during the war?






A: Because all the colonels were in the army!

Ba dump pssshhhh