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Duncanpup

Duncanpup's Journal
Duncanpup's Journal
July 18, 2022

I told my wife you know Johnny Depp got 15 million for being with a crazy woman

Shit here I been doing it for free for thirty six years.

July 18, 2022

A thoughts and prayers thread for Steve bannons enemies after he goes Mid evil on them today

I know medieval add your thoughts and prayers for no not Steve looking like a leper , thoughts and prayers for his court hearing enemies and go 👇

July 18, 2022

Maga Mensa Solving the problems daily for this cuntry of murica life in magastan

Again maga Mensa this morning they’re meeting at the mom pop grocery store as I was picking up milk and lunch meat and cheeses.
The cause of these problems are many I’ll list a couple.
Women that are liberated shit I’m married to one of those and piss her off she can a be nasty liberal woman.
Lazy folks only want welfare and handouts don’t wanna work for shit wages.
LGBTQ community who want the children to attend drag shows.
Just a few topics I overheard as I was waiting on the luncheon meats /cheese order.
And again the one guy in group always asks me if Duncan pup is my service dog I reply no it’s just a harness I use , actually I’m his service human.

July 17, 2022

So I'm watching the dogs dig a new best hole.

Maybe the third one of the day and they love to stick their heads in the new best hole and bark, it never gets old for them I might give it a shot I told my wife.

July 17, 2022

Remember the oath we took upon enlistment

Today it is I will defend my country against all enemies foreign and republican.

Read this on Twitter so true fucking domestic terrorist the repigs.

July 12, 2022

Grilled cheese and tomato soup I share make extra for furry crew ,dog slobbering in their sleep

Boog and Dunk thanks man for the bonus lunch we’re gonna sleep it off sacked out on sofa until we get our bowl of dog food at 4 pm and we’re drooling in our sleep on couch cushions. Seriously man you’re great with the bonus snacks Wag Wag.

My wife mentioned I gave the furry troops the soup and extra grilled cheese in their bowls before I served her yea sounds about right I told my wife these guys do not have thumbs.

July 12, 2022

Did You ever notice being infantry you're special matter of fact being combat arms it's special MOS.

Wether you’re
Arty
Combat engineer
Tanker
Infantry
You always need to wear protective headgear a Kevlar in my day. It’s kind of like being on the short bus heading to that special class room after you scored excellent on your asvab.

And still volunteered for stupid after training and you graduated OSUT and you’re like thinking WTF did I do now I have 3 years of this shit.

It’s just a observation in humor.

July 10, 2022

I love a good hoagie roll it's the worter not water.

Especially now we can get amoroso rolls from philly here in this wasteland of Adams county Pennsylvania always with the shit hoagie rolls and bagels decades of substandard rolls and bagels. As they say in south east Pennsylvania with the accent it’s the worter not water worter that makes a good roll or bagel.

At store I saw they’re now carrying Amoroso hoagie rolls so today we did meatball parm subs diced peppers diced onions or hot Italian and sweet sausage subs. Or a combination of meatballs and diced sausage with mozzarella and provolone.

I do hope they start getting philly or south jersey bagels at the store I told my wife god I’m 56 geez this is awesome I’m so happy boys are gonna finally find out what quality is.

July 9, 2022

Boog the chocolate lab loves social programs

He is up why he smelled eggs and ham cooking time to get up get my retired chocolate ass moving, he heads downstairs big stretches in the kitchen.
Boog - Morning Man wag wag sleep crud in his eyes which I’ll wipe out in bit.
Man - Why good morning Boog glad you could join us.
Medicaid is Mancaid we buy his arthritis medication
Medicare - Mancare trips to that fucking quack of a vet boog thinks who tells me I need to loose weight dammit man I’m 12 ,and we all know weight watchers is a hate group.
Social security- people food
And we now have Mr big paws fourteen years old Golden retriever and Chocolate shit head as we put their medication for arthritis with scrambled eggs in their dishes.

These furry guys have given us so much over the years great memories lots of love and well Boog love and aggravation.

July 9, 2022

From Reaganomics to Christofascist nationalism Living in murica

Morning on back porch having coffee and my pipe thinking how fucked up we have become.
Assault on Women’s rights
Assaulting Voting rights the big lie seditionist in Republican Party insurrection a coup on 1/6.
War on labor unions
Welfare Queens no they are bad yet the majority on welfare in red states are white ,yet corporate subsidies and lower taxes on the wealthiest are ok with the uninformed voters.
Assault on public education
First time social security was taxed
The Keurig just broke three days after warranty ran out had to buy a new one.
We discovered Jesus was a pasty white xenophobic republican who ran around Galilee promoting open carry on swords and spoke English.
I’m just disgusted feel free to add anything I missed if you feel like it.
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