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dameatball

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5. Thanks for the good read. My son is a lawyer. When he was in law school the old joke was:

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Thu Jun 14, 2018, 12:31 PM

Jun 2018

The "A" students become law school professors.

The "B" students become judges.

The "C" students make all the money.

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A Fly in the Ointment [View all] H2O Man Jun 2018 OP

Excellent BRAVEHEART analogy......... ProudMNDemocrat Jun 2018 #1

Love lawyers too DownriverDem Jun 2018 #18

Then you must love the Trump admin, providing "full employment for lawyers" ;-) lagomorph777 Jun 2018 #28

Thanks! H2O Man Jun 2018 #39

Well written, Water Man!!! Thank you. Raster Jun 2018 #2

More like DownriverDem Jun 2018 #17

pretty much the same thing... Raster Jun 2018 #20

Thank you! H2O Man Jun 2018 #40

Thank you, my dear H20 Man, for your intelligent remarks. CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2018 #3

+1 H2OMan's treatise is excellent lagomorph777 Jun 2018 #30

Thanks, Buddy! H2O Man Jun 2018 #41

Great post malaise Jun 2018 #4

Thanks, malaise! H2O Man Jun 2018 #43

Thanks for the good read. My son is a lawyer. When he was in law school the old joke was: dameatball Jun 2018 #5

I like that. H2O Man Jun 2018 #44

You will think I am soft hearted coeur_de_lion Jun 2018 #6

"...let this please be the beginning of the end." OMGWTF Jun 2018 #12

Let's have a huge Amen party coeur_de_lion Jun 2018 #25

I might have felt that way, too, until I heard a barrage of "Sez WHO?" outta him. calimary Jun 2018 #21

You're right coeur_de_lion Jun 2018 #24

Here ya go: tblue37 Jun 2018 #46

Wow what a douche coeur_de_lion Jun 2018 #49

Well, I know that you are H2O Man Jun 2018 #45

The good old days coeur_de_lion Jun 2018 #50

thanks yonder Jun 2018 #7

I like lawyers. I also appreciate - some - jokes about lawyers. Solly Mack Jun 2018 #8

Kicketty Kickin' Faux pas Jun 2018 #9

Sleepwith the dogs, expect fleas. Nt N_E_1 for Tennis Jun 2018 #10

KnR, H2O Man Hekate Jun 2018 #11

My understanding is that the Trump re-election campaign has been paying Cohen's lawyers gratuitous Jun 2018 #13

Like televangelist suckers sending $20 each fundraising, tRumpanzees paying Cohen's lawyers. .nt Bernardo de La Paz Jun 2018 #15

Cohen graduated from bottom 1% of law schools; on top of your bottom 1% of class point. Bernardo de La Paz Jun 2018 #14

One in ten thousand - just like Kim Jong Un! lagomorph777 Jun 2018 #32

Lock 'em Up!!! calimary Jun 2018 #16

Cohen got his law degree at the worst law school in America, Cooley Law Pathwalker Jun 2018 #19

Cooley means ass Danascot Jun 2018 #31

K&R, H20 Man gademocrat7 Jun 2018 #22

But won't DJT just pardon... kytngirl Jun 2018 #23

Who knows how many New York State crimes Cohen is mixed up in? lagomorph777 Jun 2018 #33

I believe this case is being conducted by the state of New York blugbox Jun 2018 #36

Great News! Thank You! kytngirl Jun 2018 #38

I bet that is why Mueller turned it over to SDNY. nt tblue37 Jun 2018 #47

Can One Be Cunning Without Intelligence Me. Jun 2018 #26

One can get pretty far on "street smarts" blugbox Jun 2018 #37

Just like Morton Salt.... kentuck Jun 2018 #27

Someone on MSNBC said this morning that Cohen's soon to be EX lawyers, were being paid by the OnDoutside Jun 2018 #29

Can't Trump just make a withdrawal from his Treasury Department Account, or get some #NRAROUBLES? lagomorph777 Jun 2018 #34

As long as it doesn't come from his pocket ! Undone by his own miserliness. OnDoutside Jun 2018 #35

He could ask his Trump Foundation to cover it. Oh, wait. . . . nt tblue37 Jun 2018 #48

K&R... spanone Jun 2018 #42