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guillaumeb

(42,641 posts)
Sat Nov 17, 2018, 09:50 PM Nov 2018

My new excercise program is guaranteed to make you feel good, and help the country. (Satire alert) [View all]

Warning: the following post may contain satire.

I am selling my new RakeMaster5000 for the amazingly low price of $99.99.

When you buy the RakeMaster5000, I will send you a map showing the forest areas of California. All you have to do to get in peak physical condition is to take the RakeMaster5000 to a forested area and rake that area free of debris and leaves.

In no time, using the RakeMaster5000 will give you rock hard abs, and a feeling of true accomplishment, and it will allow me to become very rich.

So act right now. Supply is limited only by the ability of me to fool customers.






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