Nobody expects... the Hate Mailbag!

[EarlG]

Well hello again DU! It's been an age since last we snaked the stinky sewer line of right-wing rumination, but alas, the hatemail pipe has backed up once again and little Trumpy turds are spilling out hither and yon.

While we attempt to bring the situation under control with a pressure washer and hazmat suit, those of you with strong stomachs may wish to observe these MAGAt-infested dingleberries in their natural habitat as they await a good flush.

STRONG LANGUAGE WARNING! Continuing beyond this point will expose you to offensive language that may be considered NSFW. You have been fucking warned!

IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE HEAT, GET OUT OF THE HELL HOLE

Subject: Welcome to Democratic Underground!

stay underground its where you belong in your echo chamber hell hole. Bunch of chicken shit liberals. Banning us only makes us stronger! Feel the heat!!!

WELL THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

Subject: You guys are discrimatory as fuck

I was making fun of republicans by my username, registered and couldn't even post. Are you that discriminatory?! Ashamed I could possibly be a part of this party at one point in my life. Activated my account with a joke username, not one person on the fucked democraric party could stand even when it was pro democrat stance by the POTUS. Racist motherfuckers.GO FUCK YOURSELVES. You're seriously that ashamed by you're beliefs. YOU'RE RUINING THE FUCKING COUNTRY. CIVIL WAR 2018. THIS IS WHY SO MANY PEOPLE HATE DEMOCRATS AND ARE SWITCHING SIDES. LOL.

WHAT A BUNCH OF FUIN ASOLES

Subject: REAL fu..in jerks - the DEMOCRATS !

PASS IT ON......SCREW THEM DEM AS..OLES.

UH... THANKS FOR THE INFO, I GUESS?

Subject: No subject

I'm a True Conservative. I took a political test at my workplace in Connecticut and was the most conservative. I scored 91% conservative in the top 2% for all Americans. I have impressive conservative credentials. I even did a tea party.

I was unfairly zotted from Free Republic in June 2010. I stated that I was very conservative in a thread. Then darkwing104 tried to lie about my position on an issue related to the BP oil spill. Then 50mm started in by agreeing with darkwing104 even though he was misrepresenting me. I was a conservative, am a conservative and always will be a conservative. A true conservative, in the top 2% of all Americans.

I TAKE MY CONSERVATISM VERY VERY VERY SERIOUSLY!!!!!

VOTE REPUBLICAN!!!

YOU OWE ME RESPECT!!!

life - 10/10 abortion is wrong

guns - 10/10 support no restriction on gun ownership

marriage - 10/10 man and woman only, homosexuality is wrong

healthcare - 10/10 repeal Obamacare and we need tort reform.

immigration - 2/10 since I oppose SB1070. We need the workers. The McCain path to citizenship I support.

environment - 10/10 too many regulations and global warming is a farce

Iraq, Afghanistan - 10/10 fully support the wars and our troops

Israel, middle east - 9/10 pro Israel though a war with Iran is a bit much

income tax - 10/10 tax cuts across the board

corportate taxes - 10/10 tax cuts there too

social security and such - 10/10 phase that out

THERE'S REALLY NO NEED TO ANNOUNCE YOUR INTENTION TO MASTURBATE

Subject: Fuck DU

For putting Trump in the WH. I'm going to blast it all over the internet .

HMM... I WONDER WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED HERE?

Subject: Posting privileges revoked

Hello, I receive a message stating my posting privileges have been revoked.

This must be by mistake as I have not posted anything yet. Will you please review my account. Thank You

Account: DJT4MoreYears

CONGRATULATIONS ON MANAGING TO HIT SEND BEFORE PASSING OUT

Subject: assholes

liberals,progressives and dems are the biggest terrorist threats this country faces over all terrorist groups out there.throw out all illegals fore they are criminals.obama and his cabnet belong in jail for what they did to America and that includes criminal bimbo liar Clinton.donald trump is a true patriot and American.better man,father,american and president then that idiot that just left.liberalism ruined America.you people are garbage.donald trump will make America great again

A PERSUASIVE ARGUMENT FOR VOTING REPUBLICAN

Subject: The Democrat Party.

Democrat , when you get tired of your liberal counterparts, the Republican Party welcomes you with open arms, so with it Rebel Yell!!!! run to your nearest polling booth, vote Republican, Donald Trump was a Democrat , your party went away!! too far left, I would like to vote Democrat again, but I don't think so.. LMAO, may God touch your soles put in your hearts, to skedaddle to the polling booths and vote Republican.. all you democrat lawmakers got to be tired of Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi Hillary Clinton and the rest of the dimwit liberal Asylum..

FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO GETS IT

Subject: Revoked Admission

Oh please, pretty please let me back in. You all are so much smarter than the rest of us peons. I must follow Your wisdom and leadership in order to exist. I am so remorseful for my behavior that your rejection is giving me nightmares and cold sweats. I don’t think I can go on with my life without being able to comment on the wisdom of you and the other members.

I bow my head in gratitude for being on the same planet as you.

NO

Subject: Stop banning me

C'mon man

POLL: Who is your favorite hate mailer?

104 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Unlimited
	The person who wants us to feel, feel, feel, feel his heat
	1 (1%)
	The person who went from joke username to civil war in the space of one paragraph
	13 (13%)
	The person who unnecessarily censored themselves
	0 (0%)
	The person who even did a tea party
	41 (39%)
	The person who is going to blast it all over the Internet
	0 (0%)
	The person whose username was a bit of a giveaway
	25 (24%)
	The person who wants to throw out all illegals fore they are criminals
	3 (3%)
	The person who hopes that God will touch our soles put in our hearts
	14 (13%)
	The person who bows his head in gratitude for being on the same planet as us
	3 (3%)
	The person who wants us to stop banning him
	4 (4%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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