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Politicub

(12,165 posts)

7. Yes!!

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Sat May 25, 2019, 11:00 AM

May 2019

Damn right!

...let me put this matter to rest once and for all: When I get plastered, I’m a mean-ass drunk, so until you see me actively pissing on the House floor or pressing a broken beer bottle up to [Minority Leader] Kevin McCarthy’s dumb face, you dipshits can rest easy knowing I’ve been sober as a goddamn judge.

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Nancy Pelosi Slams Edited Footage With Claim That When She's Drunk You'll Fucking Know It [View all] kpete May 2019 OP

I love this. WhiskeyGrinder May 2019 #1

Lol Lars39 May 2019 #2

Damn straight! Mme. Defarge May 2019 #3

I could not believe she said that when I read the headline. It is the Onion of course. riversedge May 2019 #4

Sadly, now America's finest news source catrose May 2019 #5

Satire aside, Nancy Pelosi doesn't drink alcohol. MBS May 2019 #6

Thanks. I did not know that. riversedge May 2019 #12

Yes!! Politicub May 2019 #7

"Sober as a judge" Scarsdale May 2019 #8

Well, we now know that aphorism has lost all it's meaning. smirkymonkey May 2019 #11

Signs of the times. I had to read this twice before I saw "Onion" at the top. nt LAS14 May 2019 #9

My laugh for the day. NNadir May 2019 #10

Get this to the dumb shit in the WH.. he'll think it's real pangaia May 2019 #13

A much needed laugh! Mountain Mule May 2019 #14

Nancy Pelosi should challenge Trump to an alchohol and drug test INdemo May 2019 #15

... mcar May 2019 #16

Oh, holy shit this is funny!! SpankMe May 2019 #17

I can actually picture her saying that NastyRiffraff May 2019 #18

This made me laugh out loud! lunatica May 2019 #19