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32. Dear Leader,

Reply to mia (Original post)

Sat Mar 14, 2020, 03:54 PM

Mar 2020

Dear Leader, El Presidente, would never lie. Only pure, golden rivers of absolute truth pour out of his corpulent lips.

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If the president tells us his test is negative [View all] mia Mar 2020 OP

I won't. nt tblue37 Mar 2020 #1

no, trump is sick !!!! trueblue2007 Mar 2020 #24

Crap. SammyWinstonJack Mar 2020 #25

Or that it's positive matt819 Mar 2020 #2

From the President who effectively cried "Wolf!" throughout his term? ....nt Jarqui Mar 2020 #3

I dont believe he even got the test samnsara Mar 2020 #4

He may have, because despite his bravado he's all in on self-preservation. BusyBeingBest Mar 2020 #6

his doctor made him do it scarytomcat Mar 2020 #23

Based on previous statements ... IggleDuer Mar 2020 #9

Ditto. Personally I don't think he's ever gone to the doctor to get checked up... SWBTATTReg Mar 2020 #11

What I'm expecting..... KY_EnviroGuy Mar 2020 #5

Or he'll say they're being audited pandr32 Mar 2020 #10

Yes, he is Satan, is he not? Miigwech Mar 2020 #7

C. S. Lewis said it best. mia Mar 2020 #13

Yes Miigwech Mar 2020 #15

That book was a classic! Newest Reality Mar 2020 #34

I'd believe him ... IggleDuer Mar 2020 #8

Yes, his Magats will believe him. ooky Mar 2020 #12

I'm hoping those CV bugs are Democrats! Totally Tunsie Mar 2020 #14

Didn't he say all his tests are positive?? gibraltar72 Mar 2020 #16

Unless he shows signs of symptoms we'll never know for sure Roland99 Mar 2020 #17

Nope. I won't believe him if he says it's positive either. n/t zackymilly Mar 2020 #18

I'm positively negative about it. JHB Mar 2020 #19

When does a pathological liar tell the truth? BlueIdaho Mar 2020 #20

"Best negative ever seen in history" rainbow4321 Mar 2020 #21

I will assume he never took a test. (Ps: Apparently his doctor says he didn't) Squinch Mar 2020 #22

No, of course not. The Velveteen Ocelot Mar 2020 #26

won't believe the Dump or his Brazilian Bozo friend either. peacebuzzard Mar 2020 #27

It is going to come back as positive for malignant moronavirus. earthside Mar 2020 #28

This message was self-deleted by its author democratisphere Mar 2020 #29

Only his sheep will believe it. sakabatou Mar 2020 #30

He wouldn't accept a positive result. His brain isn't capable ecstatic Mar 2020 #31

Dear Leader, Newest Reality Mar 2020 #32

Negative? Oh Why, Why, Why..... Laxman Mar 2020 #33

nope, they will cover up any serious illness. lies and more lies. Thomas Hurt Mar 2020 #35

If he's sweating and coughing I won't. I bet if fuBarr Laura PourMeADrink Mar 2020 #36

NO! n/t EndlessWire Mar 2020 #37