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jmowreader

(50,572 posts)
29. Send twelve liberals, a stretcher...
Wed Nov 4, 2020, 08:42 PM
Nov 2020

...four police-grade body cams, six 6-foot lengths of 2-inch black iron pipe, three cargo straps, 12 pair of work gloves and a fire extinguisher charged with nitrous oxide (halothane or desflurane would be better, but it's much easier to get nitrous) in to get him. The process is very simple: we put on and turn on the body cams then go in and blast the fucker in the face with laughing gas. When he's out cold, we strap him to the stretcher, put the work gloves on, stick the pipes under the stretcher as handles, and carry him right out the door to a waiting paddy wagon.

And then we post the video on YouTube. It'll be great.

The Village People come in and carry him off to the dumpster. ZZenith Nov 2020 #1
They don't have enough people in the band to lift him. They would need a forklift mtnsnake Nov 2020 #22
I dunno, the construction worker and the Native American look pretty beefy. ZZenith Nov 2020 #26
Exorcism! Zoonart Nov 2020 #2
jaws-of-life + forklift 0rganism Nov 2020 #3
Wahahaha! SheltieLover Nov 2020 #8
ROTO-ROOTER (tm) ExciteBike66 Nov 2020 #4
I was going to say SheltieLover Nov 2020 #5
Audio and video of Hillary, Obama, and Biden 24/7! N/t RockCreek Nov 2020 #6
Trail of hamberders... nt EarthFirst Nov 2020 #7
Darting with a tranquilizer, bagged up in a strait jacket and dragged out by his feet. Thomas Hurt Nov 2020 #9
What happened to "All of the above"? TreasonousBastard Nov 2020 #10
Unleash 10 vicious dogs in the private quarters of the People's White House... magicarpet Nov 2020 #11
At the point of a bayonet. lpbk2713 Nov 2020 #12
24/7 Obama hologram Mr. Ected Nov 2020 #13
In cuffs Midnightwalk Nov 2020 #14
Feet first. SaveOurDemocracy Nov 2020 #15
I owe you a Coke! OilemFirchen Nov 2020 #19
Pepsi, gave up coke in the 80's. 😊 SaveOurDemocracy Nov 2020 #25
Fresh out. OilemFirchen Nov 2020 #27
Maybe a Fresca? 😎 SaveOurDemocracy Nov 2020 #32
"I can't give you a Tab unless you order something!" jmowreader Nov 2020 #34
Big Skycrane helicopter grumpyduck Nov 2020 #16
Feet first. (n/t) OilemFirchen Nov 2020 #17
My friend says that if Presidents refuse to leave, they send the Marines. Besides which, planetc Nov 2020 #18
The FBI should serve an arrest warrant and escort him out of the Whitehouse in handcuffs, L.Pharmstrong Nov 2020 #20
Hamberders VA_Jill Nov 2020 #21
If he has to be forcefully removed, it's because he's a traitor, trying to become dictator. If that Doodley Nov 2020 #23
Tough choices I cannot decide standingtall Nov 2020 #24
Trebuchet JHB Nov 2020 #28
I like the way you think! Maeve Nov 2020 #33
Send twelve liberals, a stretcher... jmowreader Nov 2020 #29
Catapult NightWatcher Nov 2020 #30
A trail of big macs leading out into the street. Yavin4 Nov 2020 #31
Preferably tarred and feathered ironflange Nov 2020 #35
Frog-marched from the WH Digger Nov 2020 #36
Didn't they use a trail of Reese's Pieces to lure E.T. out? Buns_of_Fire Nov 2020 #37
Exorcism DBoon Nov 2020 #38
Tell him there is ICE CREAM on MARINE ONE. Thunderbeast Nov 2020 #39
... milestogo Nov 2020 #41
Toilet plunger. SeattleVet Nov 2020 #40
Circus cannon if..fish..had..wings Nov 2020 #42
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