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Solly Mack

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2. King's next book: TwIT - a horror story about a clown in love with his own appendages.

Reply to BigBearJohn (Original post)

Mon Nov 9, 2020, 12:59 PM

Nov 2020

One day there's a terrible accident while the clown is freebasing Adderall - and the clown sets his hair on fire. A now bald head covered in scars sends the clown into a rage. The clown steals a mop-head, dyes it the color of blighted wheat, places it on his head, and then goes on a tweeting rampage.

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Wish I said that! [View all] BigBearJohn Nov 2020 OP

Stephen King has always had a way with words! DesertRat Nov 2020 #1

King's next book: TwIT - a horror story about a clown in love with his own appendages. Solly Mack Nov 2020 #2

LMAO BigBearJohn Nov 2020 #3

Sure, it's funny. Now. We know how it ends. Solly Mack Nov 2020 #4