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In reply to the discussion: Ex-Secret Service agents ponder how to drag Trump from the White House if he refuses to leave [View all]jmowreader
(50,560 posts)Call Walter Kidde, who makes fire extinguishers. Have them pull a dozen CO2 fire extinguishers from the production line before they get filled. Fill 'em up with nitrous oxide. Have an appliance dolly at the ready.
On January 20 at 11:30 am, assuming he hasn't already gone to Mar-a-Lago, we send a nice young lady in to his room. She tells him, "Mr. President, it's time to go. Please follow me." Either he does or doesn't. If he does, problem averted. If he doesn't, the twelve biggest men in the Secret Service enter the room and empty their fire extinguishers in his face. When he's out cold, they strap Mushroom Dick to the appliance dolly, wheel it to the parking garage in the basement, load him into a panel van, and drive him to either the airport or the city jail.