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66. Should formally be referred to Beelzebub 1.

Reply to Lady Freedom Returns (Reply #18)

Wed Dec 30, 2020, 06:30 PM

Dec 2020

And hand him a parachute and show him to the exit.

One final gesture to Outgoing: help him strap it on and show him where the ripcord is before helping him to the exit.

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Trump might fly Air Force One to a rally in Florida on Inauguration Day, [View all] LastLiberal in PalmSprings Dec 2020 OP

It's only AF1 when the president is aboard. cwydro Dec 2020 #1

This. Period. Full Stop. aquamarina Dec 2020 #10

True. Trump would also not have authority to use government property. LiberalFighter Dec 2020 #51

Biden should make an order and deny Trump ASAP StClone Dec 2020 #73

:) No. It's then just an airplane and ex-presidents always fly away. Hortensis Dec 2020 #129

Generally they helicopter to Andrews I thought...and he can take a different plan. After Demsrule86 Dec 2020 #138

If Velveeta Voldemort is on board when Biden finish the outh.... Lady Freedom Returns Dec 2020 #18

I'd rather it turned into a pumpkin lol. cwydro Dec 2020 #20

Should formally be referred to Beelzebub 1. calimary Dec 2020 #66

Screw the parachute! Doreen Dec 2020 #80

From this point forward........ DENVERPOPS Dec 2020 #115

Or Harrison Ford, of course. LastLiberal in PalmSprings Dec 2020 #22

Well, AF1 could stand for... Yavin4 Dec 2020 #59

This is remarkably appropriate. CaptainTruth Dec 2020 #81

I caught a blip a week or so ago that he could not use them within 24 hours of the LiberalArkie Dec 2020 #88

Nope, the former President usually takes off from the Capitol Plaza via helicopter bottomofthehill Dec 2020 #103

I knew that happened, Maybe it is that he can not do a personal trip. LiberalArkie Dec 2020 #106

You are correct. Hangingon Dec 2020 #137

It would be funny to see SAM2800 taxi away from a Trump Rally bottomofthehill Dec 2020 #139

Exactly. Its not the plane itself, its only called that when the President is aboard Baclava Dec 2020 #120

Charge him with the expense of flying the airplane back to DC. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2020 #2

Maybe arrest him for stealing it if he keeps it after noon? rurallib Dec 2020 #5

Or leave his orange ass in Florida and retrieve the plane. nolabear Dec 2020 #47

Exactly... A one way trip. nt reACTIONary Dec 2020 #84

Yes...like he wanted to charge Comey when he fired him while he was in California. nt iluvtennis Dec 2020 #76

He'd better land before noon. StarfishSaver Dec 2020 #3

Get Off My Plane... sheshe2 Dec 2020 #7

Lol grantcart Dec 2020 #85

Hey, grantcart... sheshe2 Dec 2020 #96

If not, the pilot will change call sign mid flight. Did it w/Nixon, nt okaawhatever Dec 2020 #83

Anything that humiliates tRump is okay with me. Polly Hennessey Dec 2020 #4

What about the FOOTBALL? Captain Zero Dec 2020 #6

If anyone could throw an interception as the clock ran out... n/t Harker Dec 2020 #11

I would imagine the codes in the football will Mr.Bill Dec 2020 #13

Otherwise he'd sell the codes to Putin if he hasn't already. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2020 #49

The codes change the instant Biden is sworn in. LastLiberal in PalmSprings Dec 2020 #54

I sincerely hope you are correct. Let's hope we make it to 1/20/21. No hope for Orange Man 666. nt Evolve Dammit Dec 2020 #93

I'll bet they changed them a long time ago. WinstonSmith4740 Dec 2020 #116

After noon, the officer who carries the football will no longer take Trump's orders. localroger Dec 2020 #23

But that officer will be 1,000 miles away from President Biden. TheBlackAdder Dec 2020 #37

The president has several military aides with the codes. One of them will be with Biden StarfishSaver Dec 2020 #40

There are a number of officers who carry the "football." The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2020 #50

I would say destroying the codes is vital even if they are old or retired. LiberalFighter Dec 2020 #55

I'm sure that's done routinely. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2020 #58

And I'm sure you would hope you are half kidding but know in your heart LiberalFighter Dec 2020 #61

There is no half kidding........ DENVERPOPS Dec 2020 #123

This is interesting: There is supposed to be a nuclear briefing just before the inauguration. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2020 #122

Whatever Biden does, he has to DO SOMETHING. grumpyduck Dec 2020 #8

True. Former reality TV host is accurate. wnylib Dec 2020 #67

I hope the jet blast musses his hair. Harker Dec 2020 #9

it's only a split screen moment if the media cover it. NRaleighLiberal Dec 2020 #12

Yup. EarthFirst Dec 2020 #15

I rejoice daily in our decision to stop watching TV 11 yrs ago NRaleighLiberal Dec 2020 #17

I want to see a scene like this soooooooooo bad. jaxexpat Dec 2020 #44

Stranded like all those magas in that Omaha rally... movingviolation Dec 2020 #57

Precisely jaxexpat Dec 2020 #135

As soon as AF1 is under Biden's control, he needs to order it swept for Russian bugs. Efilroft Sul Dec 2020 #14

"This is your Captain....." MyOwnPeace Dec 2020 #16

Except -- Just like the White House wnylib Dec 2020 #71

Well, MyOwnPeace Dec 2020 #95

I want the good guy to keep on living. wnylib Dec 2020 #100

😂 Love this!😂 ✈ 🚌 🚓 montana_hazeleyes Dec 2020 #121

Pretty sure that at noon EST on 1/20/2021 it becomes Special Air Mission 28000. OilemFirchen Dec 2020 #19

This. LastLiberal in PalmSprings Dec 2020 #60

The base will keep feeding this fucking MONSTER for four years IF bluestarone Dec 2020 #21

a one way trip for the psychopath. Javaman Dec 2020 #24

I like the idea of diverting it to New York. chriscan64 Dec 2020 #25

Not sure LGA has runways lone enough for a 747-400... regnaD kciN Dec 2020 #48

You're right. chriscan64 Dec 2020 #64

The President's pilots can land that beast in a cow pasture! Mopar151 Dec 2020 #102

They can land on the New York Thruway, as far as I'm concerned. LastLiberal in PalmSprings Dec 2020 #74

Here's the thing about the plane: scarletwoman Dec 2020 #26

Once it drops him off, it will deadhead back to DC. StarfishSaver Dec 2020 #41

I imaging there will be rejoicing by many permanent WH staff. scarletwoman Dec 2020 #52

No - he gets a different Secret Service with different agents StarfishSaver Dec 2020 #72

Cool, thank you! Lower degree of protection - works for me! scarletwoman Dec 2020 #101

Trump has demanded the same level of Secret Service protection he gets now. LastLiberal in PalmSprings Dec 2020 #131

I'm not so sure about that - apparently some Secret Service agents are trumpers. See below: scarletwoman Dec 2020 #134

I don't believe this will happen because Trump's family will stop it. Stuart G Dec 2020 #27

They haven't stopped him from anything so far Bev54 Dec 2020 #109

Hope trump arranges transportation home. brush Dec 2020 #28

golf cart? nt Grasswire2 Dec 2020 #36

Love it! scarletwoman Dec 2020 #56

Biden should sent Trump a crisp message reminding him that the moment he (Biden) is sworn in... Girard442 Dec 2020 #29

Like he was a child: "Here are your choices..." CTyankee Dec 2020 #35

Go fuck yourself Donny you fat piece of shit Blue Owl Dec 2020 #30

BTW - regarding your Plan B: scarletwoman Dec 2020 #31

the pilots should tell him to go fuck himself.......... Takket Dec 2020 #32

It's only Air Force one until noon January 20 if he is aboard. liberal N proud Dec 2020 #33

correct . it becomes a sam flight with the callsign of sam 2000 if i remember correctly. AllaN01Bear Dec 2020 #92

We all need to STOP talking about him and his. Stop making him in any way important. Srkdqltr Dec 2020 #34

Exactly...post after post on DU about what Trump is doing.. HipChick Dec 2020 #42

bingo. thank you. NRaleighLiberal Dec 2020 #45

Be it... Newest Reality Dec 2020 #90

Perhaps that would be a good day to ground it for Covid Disinfection. Siwsan Dec 2020 #38

If he is on it and in the air at noon whopis01 Dec 2020 #39

at 12:01 biden should order th eplane ot land at teh nearest airport rdking647 Dec 2020 #43

Any network that split screens the inauguration mcar Dec 2020 #46

Fox is likely to do it, but they're already being vilified. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2020 #53

I don't know about that rupert has dumped dotard, publicly Thekaspervote Dec 2020 #69

Fly him around until 12:01 then... Politicalgolfer Dec 2020 #62

Yep. SammyWinstonJack Dec 2020 #68

At 12:01 The Animator Dec 2020 #63

Maybe it could be decorated especially for that last flight. trusty elf Dec 2020 #65

And if the rally really is held on a base, Trump should be arrested for trespassing as soon as Biden Rabrrrrrr Dec 2020 #70

The networks shouldn't provide a split screen - don't feed the narcissist. nt iluvtennis Dec 2020 #75

Dumb greenjar_01 Dec 2020 #77

Rally for WHAT?! Dukkha Dec 2020 #78

Several scenarios DFW Dec 2020 #79

Trump will still have his "ex president" secret service detachment and all the vehicles that go with LiberalArkie Dec 2020 #112

Just a few agents and two SUVs StarfishSaver Dec 2020 #128

Always the asshole. lpbk2713 Dec 2020 #82

I vote for Plan A, but... reACTIONary Dec 2020 #86

Take the fucking keys when it lands, deep clean the aircraft and let it sit for a week or so.... Evolve Dammit Dec 2020 #87

Oh and then take the Diet Coke dispenser and any Russian hookers you find on board and quarantine. Evolve Dammit Dec 2020 #91

if he does @ noon evrything turns back into pumpkins . the plane , the limos , the motor cade AllaN01Bear Dec 2020 #89

I like your plan B. George II Dec 2020 #94

Get him an Uber and call it good. gldstwmn Dec 2020 #97

He says all kinds .... paleotn Dec 2020 #98

Here's what will happen to him: absolutely nothing Orrex Dec 2020 #99

It's only 'Air Force One' if a president is on it left-of-center2012 Dec 2020 #104

If any network splits screens the inauguration I'll never watch them again. Don't care who they are TeamPooka Dec 2020 #105

I figured he'd be in Moscow on Inauguration Day. NurseJackie Dec 2020 #107

Let him hitchhike FakeNoose Dec 2020 #108

Other retiring presidents had the courtesy to help with a smooth transition Retrograde Dec 2020 #110

Wait a minute. That should be illegal. The only official business that day is the inauguration in Nitram Dec 2020 #111

Joe wouldn't do that, though birdographer Dec 2020 #113

Immediately land AF1 at noon and kick him off** MRDAWG Dec 2020 #114

Why land? n/t LastLiberal in PalmSprings Dec 2020 #132

Lordy, they put this stuff out just to get everyone's panties in a twist. Fla Dem Dec 2020 #117

It sickens me to see him use AF1 or any of the symbols of the presidency as props. Peregrine Took Dec 2020 #118

I figure he gets one free SAM flight home (or wherever) shortly after the inauguration struggle4progress Dec 2020 #119

The ex-president's flight home is extended as a courtesy by the new president. LastLiberal in PalmSprings Dec 2020 #133

Sadly, it is a very, very expensive airplane, and will carrying at least 20 innocent civilians. BobTheSubgenius Dec 2020 #124

He won't get one the official supped up planes, he get one they use for short flights. Fla Dem Dec 2020 #136

Good place for him Warpy Dec 2020 #125

For sure DENVERPOPS Dec 2020 #126

Send him the bill. BlueIdaho Dec 2020 #127

I agree with your "solution" A HERETIC I AM Dec 2020 #130