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nolabear

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55. Ever wake in the middle of the night and check social media?

Thu May 5, 2022, 06:07 PM

May 2022

For five fucking years when I wake Mr Bear doing that he just says “Is he dead yet?” Because he knows what I’m looking for.

Some people only like the powerful feeling of getting attention though. Doesn’t matter if it’s good or bad.

That said, it’s been a goal to outlive the bastard and do some of that dancing.

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Some hard truth for Trump: You, sir, are going to die. [View all] Atticus May 2022 OP

And many, many people will celebrate your death. milestogo May 2022 #1

The sooner, the better. True Dough May 2022 #4

yes and may it death by a 900,000 agingdem May 2022 #11

I celebrated when Reagan died. Got drunk and Emile May 2022 #8

i for one . AllaN01Bear May 2022 #26

Do They Make Extensions To Double The Height Of A Flagpole? Asking For A Friend nt smb May 2022 #128

I'm going to have a beer. And a steak. dchill May 2022 #2

And I hope he does it long before me so I have plenty of days ahead of me Ocelot II May 2022 #3

no self-respecting daisy will grow on his grave...... lastlib May 2022 #36

I kinda like the idea, 'cause every time the wind would blow, XacerbatedDem May 2022 #65

Not on his grave wcollar May 2022 #95

I'm with you there birdographer May 2022 #123

The great equalizer JohnSJ May 2022 #5

I hope he's conscious enough at the end dweller May 2022 #6

But then his cult will Deify him. People will claim he healed their bodies and made money... albacore May 2022 #7

A gigantic Q geardaddy May 2022 #23

There will be many strong men, tough guys, guys who never cry gratuitous May 2022 #9

I know a couple of those freaking hillbillies LittleGirl May 2022 #21

Are we sure? Evil people live forever and he's insanely evil. Marius25 May 2022 #10

I have Veuve Cliquot in my fridge just for that occasion. SoonerPride May 2022 #12

Same here. That news deserves the GOOD stuff. niyad May 2022 #19

I have Moet Chandon :-) LittleGirl May 2022 #22

I don't suppose soldierant May 2022 #83

Bon Voyage for Melanie! True Blue American May 2022 #127

Pitchforking the dead is always so unseemly, but we'll make an exception for Trump. sop May 2022 #13

Indeed. That's one of the few graves I'll be happy to dance on. Ocelot II May 2022 #25

I'm going to shake up a martini The Unmitigated Gall May 2022 #14

Oh, yeah. Some good-quality single malts. And uncontrollable grins. Paladin May 2022 #15

Wherever his grave is, it's going to be very, very wet most of the time. Vinca May 2022 #16

dance on it. AllaN01Bear May 2022 #28

Like the Fux coverage of Reagan's funeral out in California . . . . hatrack May 2022 #61

I've already made my reservation to piss on his grave ZonkerHarris May 2022 #91

As a narcissist, the universe ceases to exist when he dies. RockRaven May 2022 #17

I'm dead! Sad! Initech May 2022 #18

Glasses or bottles? niyad May 2022 #20

Why, just a wee dram or two, lass! O' course, that's a Scot's dram---the rough equivalent Atticus May 2022 #34

But of course. Similar to a texas snifter, I believe. niyad May 2022 #45

Off topic, but MontanaMama May 2022 #53

That sounds like a lot of fun. niyad May 2022 #64

Live your life in such a way... dixiechiken1 May 2022 #24

hear , hear . you cant take it with u!!!!!!!!!!! AllaN01Bear May 2022 #27

I got a little too excited when I saw this thread IronLionZion May 2022 #29

I take some solace in the knowledge that.... A HERETIC I AM May 2022 #30

Trump is the FIRST AND ONLY person I have wished to leave this planet steve2470 May 2022 #31

Sooner rather than later.....I hope. paleotn May 2022 #32

My sig line...... SergeStorms May 2022 #33

I volunteer to stand watch over his grave, armed and ready to prevent bluecollar2 May 2022 #35

I'll be there with you.... lastlib May 2022 #37

It would be more efficient if he was buried with a wooden stake through the heart. TomSlick May 2022 #38

When I say armed bluecollar2 May 2022 #43

I will gladly fashion a couple of pents and hexes for you. niyad May 2022 #47

Thank you bluecollar2 May 2022 #50

I will watch over his grave, armed and ready to prevent anyone from honoring him. Rabrrrrrr May 2022 #93

Rofl Joinfortmill May 2022 #39

That he will be "honored" by the country for the position he held NoMoreRepugs May 2022 #40

They'll bury him somewhere undisclosed or they'll be line of people waiting to piss on his grave. OverBurn May 2022 #41

I'm planning on going to the funeral. cloudbase May 2022 #42

Are we using the Mark III or Mark IV bluecollar2 May 2022 #44

Can't happen soon enough. FoxNewsSucks May 2022 #46

His grave should be a septic tank Wild blueberry May 2022 #48

Hopefully he'll die in prison Novara May 2022 #49

Donald Trump doesn't have a clue...Now at his rallies there will be..."COUNTER RALLIES" Stuart G May 2022 #51

"So unfair". "Treated horribly." Evolve Dammit May 2022 #52

For everything he has done it will be painful and long. Butterflylady May 2022 #54

Ever wake in the middle of the night and check social media? nolabear May 2022 #55

I have one of those fitness tracker watches that also vibrates when Ocelot II May 2022 #59

Hope springs eternal. nolabear May 2022 #60

It took a while to break the habit. niyad May 2022 #67

What a nice daydream that was... imagining the news that Trump has died. liberalla May 2022 #56

Personally, I can't wait for the sh!tshow GarColga May 2022 #57

Where will his grave be? Martin Eden May 2022 #58

When Thatcher died, "Ding Dong the witch is dead" was sung. mwooldri May 2022 #62

True, but not soon enough Hassler May 2022 #63

Millions will rejoice. dalton99a May 2022 #66

He should have a gravestone shaped like a urinal. tclambert May 2022 #68

Or At Least An Appropriate Message smb May 2022 #129

Try to live your life so that the whole world doesn't throw a party when you die... Wounded Bear May 2022 #69

I said it on another thread and I'll say it here... BlueIdaho May 2022 #70

Donald Trump? Meet George Pullman, of rail car fame .....1831-1897 dobleremolque May 2022 #71

I'm the same age as "Him" and I plan on hanging on. rickford66 May 2022 #72

We need a "Is Trump Dead Yet?" website dflprincess May 2022 #73

OMG, that was awesome! ShazzieB May 2022 #87

There's still time for today.... COL Mustard May 2022 #74

Meh. I think he would welcome the celebration. quakerboy May 2022 #75

"Sir"? Good egg May 2022 #76

It was meant in a smarmy sarcastic manner. Sort of like saying "With all due respect---" when Atticus May 2022 #77

Oh. OK. Good egg May 2022 #80

Or "bless his heart" ShazzieB May 2022 #86

My uncle Karyl used to say: ChazInAz May 2022 #105

Every morning I look for the news mnhtnbb May 2022 #78

Perhaps trump and McConnell birdographer May 2022 #122

Muslims will be dancing in the street in NYC Bluesaph May 2022 #79

Life was certainly "rigged" for Donald Trump... DemocraticPatriot May 2022 #81

I wonder... NowISeetheLight May 2022 #82

And when he does I will get so drunk that even Brett Kavanaugh will say I've had enough. CaptainTruth May 2022 #84

I don't know if there is a family plot per se. ShazzieB May 2022 #88

Gravesite soaked in urine for eternity BCLiberal May 2022 #85

I've been waiting over twenty years for the headline "CHENEY DEAD". mwb970 May 2022 #89

His last thought, hearing horns, etc.: "Everyone's thinking about ME!" Starfury May 2022 #90

Hopefully, traitortrump will die in prison empedocles May 2022 #92

+1 Roisin Ni Fiachra May 2022 #96

I celebrated with great joy when I heard of Limbaugh's death. Trueblue Texan May 2022 #94

I'd love to toss some urine on that grave. I wonder Ilsa May 2022 #97

me too, but unfortunately he had already spawned new mini-limbaughs IcyPeas May 2022 #130

It would be great if he knew that no one was talking about him Ilsa May 2022 #98

And it will be the happiest day of my life. smirkymonkey May 2022 #99

I refute your assertion with hard evidence to the contrary Ferrets are Cool May 2022 #100

I'm an Alcoholic, but I will backslide (one drink)to celebrate TFG's demise when it finally happens. Tommymac May 2022 #101

A little music maestro. heckles65 May 2022 #102

point me to his grave... Raster May 2022 #103

Why the single malts? Lithos May 2022 #104

Enjoy. I've been told I was "full of piss and vinegar" since I started walking, so--- nt Atticus May 2022 #106

I won't do anything when he dies. IrishEyes May 2022 #107

"I'll be standing on a corner full of gin Rocknation May 2022 #108

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Ummm. . .You know nothing about Malaysia. Please keep your passive racism off the board. AZLD4Candidate May 2022 #110

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I lived and worked in Malaysia. Keep your passive racism off this board AZLD4Candidate May 2022 #112

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In the spirit of this post, and of most of America.. BobTheSubgenius May 2022 #114

hear! hear! llashram May 2022 #115

Not soon enough. niyad May 2022 #116

This SoonerPride May 2022 #121

And the air will smell just a little bit fresher without the stench of Trump. CrispyQ May 2022 #117

If he were really an afterlife believer, he would be very worried. LakeArenal May 2022 #118

Again with the Clarence Darrow for me, 2Gingersnaps May 2022 #119

I find it so sad birdographer May 2022 #120

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Death is too final, but it will do. I would really like to see him... TreasonousBastard May 2022 #125

I'm *so* looking forward to that day LymphocyteLover May 2022 #126