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In reply to the discussion: Marjorie Taylor Greene Is The Stupides Woman In Congress [View all]DFW
(54,369 posts)25. Two possibilities: First, there is the song (see below). Then there's the new version of an old joke
Then there is this:
Marjorie Greene and Loren Boebert go out into the woods hunting, armed with assault rifles. Greene suddenly collapses and lies motionless. Boebert calls 9 1 1.
"What is your emergency?" the operator asks.
Boebert yells frantically, "I'm out here in the woods with my friend, and she just collapsed and isn't moving. I think she's dead! Send help!"
The operator asks, "please try to calm down. Can you be sure that she is dead?"
Boebert says, "hold on."
After a brief silence, a shot is heard. Boebert comes back to the phone.
"OK, I'm sure. What do I do now?"
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She couldn't dump water out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel
Blue Owl
May 2022
#1
Greene has real competition. There are scores of GOPers in Congress who would
Eyeball_Kid
May 2022
#2
Nope. Sleazy, dishonest, creepy, arrogant, cowardly, hypocritical, and arrogant.
11 Bravo
Jun 2022
#34
I kind of think Lauren Boebert beats her by a hair. But it's super close. nt
Quixote1818
May 2022
#6
That's the least of her flaws compared to lack of principles/morality and total hypocrisy.
UTUSN
May 2022
#12
She's hands down the most obnoxious, but on the dumb scale I have to say she is a close neck & neck
hlthe2b
May 2022
#18