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[NJCher]

19. here's the bill

https://capitol.texas.gov/tlodocs/86R/billtext/html/HB00496F.htm

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4) require the district or charter school to annually
offer instruction on the use of a bleeding control station from a
school resource officer or other appropriate district or school
personnel who has received the training under Subdivision (3) to
students enrolled at the campus in grade seven or higher.

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It really does seem like something out of The Onion, but it's true.